Krovach

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@Concern99286108 @noahsarkscans Sure I do. The bible says that everything with the breath of life died except for Noah and his family.

@krovach @noahsarkscans Could be. But to address the meme: "no one else on Earth had an ark." You don't know that...

All of us at Noah's Ark Scans have one mission: To prove that the most scoffed at story in the Bible is real. If The Science ™️ wasn’t tasked with the single issue of disproving God’s existence, the Durupinar Formation would be studied relentlessly until they finally confirmed that the Ark Shaped structure in the Mountains of Ararat was indeed, Noah's Ark. Our team, led by archeological researcher, Andrew Jones, has provided countless amounts of evidence that has yet to be dubunked by secular science. They hope that they can just ignore it until it goes away. We are not going to allow that to happen. Buckle up, We're just getting started.

@beaglimpseofgod @noahsarkscans @sovereignbrah The Hebrew on your profile literally translates as "I will be where I will be Jesus" What is the context...?

@noahsarkscans @sovereignbrah Talk to Matt LaCroix

@Concern99286108 @noahsarkscans Could be. But to address the meme: "no one else on Earth had an ark."

@noahsarkscans Could be Bob's boat, not Noah's..

@musings_blonde If you mute them, you won't be able to hear the butthurt as you crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!

My family chat has been all “my moon is Pisces but I’m Virgo rising, but I lean more toward Aries…” All. Day. Long. Should I send this zodiac meme or just mute them?

Very rarely does a cover give the original artist a run for their money. This young lady right here is doing just that. Amazing voice.

@YossiBenYakar Once again, the video cuts off when it starts to get good.

Arrogant British TV host tried to humiliate an American woman for criticizing Sharia law. He immediately regretted it. She calmly listed the facts: Sharia law legalizes child marriage, forced marriage, wife-beating, polygamy, honor killings, and stoning women to death. The host had no answer. This is the reality of Sharia, not a “cultural difference,” but a brutal, medieval legal system that treats women as property.

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I’m freaking dying right now!!! I needed to see this. Thank you!! 🤣🤣 I would say this is extremely accurate

Asking my prayer warriors for help. My 86 year old grandmother fell, broke her nose and her neck in two places. She’s having surgery tomorrow with a spinal surgeon. Her cardiologist is concerned about putting her under, but there’s not much choice. She is the heart of my family. The matriarch. The glue that holds us altogether. Please if you can say a prayer for her to get through this.

@usuallypregnant I *hate* the pointy toes. Both heels are fine.

MEN ONLY: Do you like your woman with high heels or low heels?

Fail. All four criminals survived. And, yes. I said "fail." And I mean it.

@honeymoon250 I see a gorilla with some sticky.

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see a plane, you're right-brained. What do you see???

@Marlayna29 @farmingandJesus

Would you welcome her into your church?

@WonderWomaNinja Yes. They would suddenly lose thousands and sometimes hundreds of thousands of followers overnight.

@krovach Oh really?

I have already noticed two people tonight that I was ALREADY following, and showed I wasn’t anymore. 🤔 anyone had this happen?

Helen Roseveare, a missionary who faced intense suffering and persecution during her 20 years of service in the Congo, shares one of the times that she saw God answer prayer in a most unexpected way: "I went to have prayers with our orphanage children as I did every day, and any of the children wanted gathered around me for prayer time, and I'd give them different things to pray about. And this particular day, I told the children of this tiny baby and asked them to pray for the nurses that they would stay awake all night to keep that baby warm. If the baby got cold, it would die. I mentioned that the baby had a 2-year-old sister who was crying because her mommy had died. I mentioned the burst hot water bottle. During prayer time, different children prayed for different things, and then one little 10-year-old girl, Ruth, she prayed in the usual blunt way of our African children, 'Please, God, send us a hot water bottle. Now, God, it'll be no good tomorrow. Send it this afternoon. Now, if it comes tomorrow, the baby will be dead.' I'm sort of swallowing hard, and she said, 'While you're about it, God, would you send a dolly for the little 2-year-old sister, so she'll know that Jesus really loves her?' And that afternoon, the parcel came. It was the first parcel I ever, I've been out there four years, I'd never had a parcel from home. And despite the fact I live on the equator, somebody packing that parcel had been prompted by God to put in a hot water bottle, and a child from my Bible class at home had put in a dolly for a little girl. And it came that afternoon in answer to a 10 year-old child's prayer, and the amazing thing was, you know, that parcel had been on the way five months to get to us. It had left England in July, and it came that afternoon, cause a child prayed."

@Marlayna29 Science is our attempt to explain the miracles.

How do you explain biblical miracles in a world where science explains so much? No judgement, just curious

This is the kind of recklessly American propaganda that I live for

@Chris_Hohnholz Good luck with that.

I got a better idea, let’s pull the plug on AI. Kill the data centers and put people back to work as God designed and purposed.

@lisavsworld I think the original meaning of "dated" has become dated.

Some people (the right people) think "dated" means "went on dates with." Other people (the wrong people who have co-opted the term) think "dated" means "had sex with." Y'all need to stop this idiocy. Stop stealing words to tone down the idea of your behavior.