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Krystofer hunter

@krystoferhunter

small town career public defender. roommate to many cats. all the names have been changed to protect the guilty bc that's what I do.

Egg Valley Katılım Kasım 2021
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Krystofer hunter
Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
8-7-93 Makisupa into Reba
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Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
The most normal thing I did today was walk through a burned out house that was the scene of a murder.
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Krystofer hunter
Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
@AKBrews I once got mad at my son and thought, that son of a...wait a minute. Now I just call him an asshole
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QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE
If someone called you a "son of a bitch" in a way intended to insult you, are they bringing your mother into the beef?
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Krystofer hunter
Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
Today, when the judge heard the deal I had worked out for my client, they turned to me and said, "Is there enough glaze on this ham for you?" I do like it sweet.
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Krystofer hunter
Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
Had to stop myself from telling the cops their lobby smells like reefer bc how would I know what that smells like.
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Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
@AKBrews Plenty of people I was in law school with were not humiliated by their own stupidity despite not yet being licensed
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Halla Skuladottir
Halla Skuladottir@halla_dottir·
@gutekunstlaw @AKBrews lololololol I love how absolutely universal this explanation is. Any defense attorney in any state who has ever represented someone charged with meth has been given this explanation for how meth that absolutely didn’t belong to the client got into his pockets 🫠
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Orin Kerr
Orin Kerr@OrinKerr·
Postal mail carrier who opened flap on package to see what was inside while delivering mail was not a government actor, CA5 says, so 4th Am does not apply. "Law enforcement action" was missing b/c intent was to protect kids. Seems wrong to me. 🧵 ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub/2… #N
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Krystofer hunter
Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
Just me, wandering through the grocery store muttering, "damn!" Over and over.
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Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
Just got a call from private lawyer who I have a client in common, asking me if I've met them in jail, if I've prepared them for tomorrow's hearing, and informing me lawyer will be 30 minutes late. Dude, yes, I did my job and the client's only question is where tf are you.
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Krystofer hunter
Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
If the police violate the right to pray on a football field, can they be sued?
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Krystofer hunter
Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
@BadFacts12 The reason so many struggle with evidence is that law professors try to teach evidence through case law, when it is rules-based, not case-based, so you really just need to read and learn the rules
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Krystofer hunter
Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
It's bad enough that the birds eat my blueberries, but when they shit blueberry-colored shits on my windshield, it's like they are bowing up at me going, "whatchu gonna do bout it?"
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Krystofer hunter
Krystofer hunter@krystoferhunter·
If you are going to smoke weed in your car, wear your seatbelt.
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