Halla Skuladottir

@mlstrat I get ann taylor emails every day, multiple times a day, and I could not resist the 60% off today 😭

Walk this road by yourself at 3:00 am or vote 🗳️ for Donald Trump

@gray_jedi_ @DanielYRubin @JoshuaErlich @nycsouthpaw Just a streak…? I didn’t read the whole thing, so maybe he didn’t cite the UCC, etc., but that struck me as full blown sovereign citizen 😂

@DanielYRubin @JoshuaErlich @nycsouthpaw Of all the comments, this is the one that made me laugh out loud. A furious vexation.

@primnimproper_ Honestly, I could use this. I’m going to have to re-wash what’s in my washer right now 😭

Have you ever been nagged by an appliance?

@mlstrat Happy birthday!

@subnomnomnom That is fucking insane

@LissaJoStewart I wear pink, but I only use one pink item, and mix with a neutral. Pink dress? Black jacket. Pink blazer? Black dress. Etc.

@mlstrat I think partners and friends can also help with this. Letting them know that you’ve done X, and allowing them to help celebrate you is good. I struggle with all of this, so I’m just kind of thinking out loud…

@mlstrat Are you able to identify them as accomplishments in the moment or ahead of time? If you are, schedule something fun in your calendar as a treat yourself for that accomplishment. Maybe after doing that for yourself for a while, it will come more naturally.

@nomoreevictions Did they catch something and death shake it, maybe? 😬

I found this blood in my front hallway. I checked both animals several times and they're both fine. It's right by the front door. Any guesses??

someone explain

@JAC_OnTheBrazos @subnomnomnom See above 😂 definitely a crime against humanity!

@subnomnomnom Idk who you’re talking about, but if it wasn’t the author signing a copy for a fan, I’m pretty sure that’s a crime…

@cat_i_e @subnomnomnom Good god. You can’t even make this stuff up. It’s mind boggling. Did you tell her?

@subnomnomnom I know a girl with fake boobs and lip injections who told me in detail her anti vaxx beliefs because nobody knows what’s in it

@subnomnomnom Last Christmas we spent a similarly uncomfortable meal with some of my husband’s work colleagues, where the wife of one of his coworkers went on and on about vaccines, and church, etc. You’re out there doing the lord’s real work 😮‍💨

@fodderyfodder When you find out more a few months from now, I hope you’ll update us. This is so bizarre. Like I know the PD is strapped for cash, but I can’t envision them not paying for “enough” prosecutors such that they’d have to/be allowed to deputize someone like that 🤔

@shaydeofgold Honest to god, I cannot remember what we did prior to getting married… but we lived together and everything. Now we have a joint account. But I don’t think we were sending money back and forth 🤔 I think we had some bills in each of our names and it just kind of evened out.

I’m serious. How do you pay household bills without a joint account? Do you just divvy up the bills or are people venmoing their spouse for the water bill???? I need to know.

@most_impressive @msolurin Creepy, at the very least.

@yoidunno @Dreadful4Tymes This exactly. I could hear it.

@Dreadful4Tymes “Yeah, one second…”

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