Just Kristin 🪷

Here’s my best picture of the moon through my telescope.

@CraigHill01 @GaryFallon2 Yeah I think they are that stupid, was obvious to everyone else…

@atrupar I still can’t believe people voted for someone who can’t operate an umbrella to run the country.

Trump hands over his umbrella to an aide to close it as he boards Air Force One

@SethAbramson Between the mask video and the bellybutton video-I am dying!

I am hereby boycotting any further activities of any kind in my life until someone Googles "Robert Harward Fox News mask" and explains to me like I am a 5 year-old exactly what in the B-horror-movie hell I just saw Seriously, just shutting my life down until this is resolved

I’m going to have to log off for the weekend if y’all keep sharing the belly button video.

@atrupar Omg that belly button!🫣

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend? TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

A small plane sits on the sand after making an emergency landing on the Ocean City beach Monday evening. Authorities said no injuries were reported. 🎥: Josh Davis

People think collapse looks like explosions and chaos. Nope. That's in the movies. Reality is different. It looks like a nurse and a manufacturing tech who can't afford rent together. It looks like a veteran using a bucket for a bathroom. It looks like a college graduate delivering food for an app. It looks like a 60 year old starting over as a server after 19 years at one company. It looks like right now. It's already here. Most people just don't have a word for what they are living through.

@NotHoodlum @gesb21 Look how tiny his feet are!lol

A picture of Donald and Melania Trump enjoying their trip to China. (2026)

@atrupar Kash thinks he was challenged to a drinking game.

VAN HOLLEN: Are you willing to take the audit test that members of the military take to determine whether they have a drinking problem KASH PATEL: I'll take any test you're willing to take. VAN HOLLEN: I'll take it. You ready? PATEL: Let's go. Side by side.

.@Nike — when are you making Air Leos?

The playback on all my videos on this app are all at 2x speed. Is this a new feature I need to disable or is the app broken?

@StevenTDennis Oh wow someone is very creative that’s for sure.

Nice sink. #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow

@RonFilipkowski @bgmacneill I needed an unexpected present for a relative who got engaged so I gave them my “just in case bottle of champagne” I had chilling in the fridge and I’m panicking that I need to replace it. Oh and I’m saving 8 hours of PTO so I can call out that day.

Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.

@Polymarket Sorry, do we have to call Howard to fix the toilet?

I had to shut it off. Blah, blah, blah!

Oh my God! 🚀

Anti-submarine patrolling the Chesapeake. Don’t try to say it’s normal cuz it’s not!

Fighter jets patrolling the Chesapeake has me nervous-2 of them!

@kylegriffin1 It’s so neat that we get to see a neutered and ineffective press all gather around a dementia riddled child rapist and broadcast his word salad stories and treat it as completely normal. Keep up the good work!

@NotHoodlum Only: 136 weeks 1 day 3 hours 48 minutes to go Can we all survive?