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If you’ve read #TOG, you can’t look me in the face and tell me that Trump ≠ the king of Adarlan. You’re trying to tell me that his gov lackeys/followers aren’t giving demon Valgs in human bodies?! 🤨 Then you’re delusional, honey

@duffthebrand Came to the replies to see what it DOES mean bc… I thought same!?!

Wait, “I’m so ATL” doesn’t mean “I’m so Atlanta”??????

I just truly cannot get over how much Hannah looks like Kate Hudson #loveislandsusa

I haaaaate that I still let the shit he did get to me 🙄

Brittany said “bruh everybody a little gay” 😂😭 so real of her #LoveIsBlind8

I feel like Ariana’s look is giving Daphne Bridgerton, and I’m here for it #TheGoldenGlobes

A man that is solely into me 🫠🫠

Give me a Golden Paradise season or give me death #TheGoldenBachelorette

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

I just want Keon Coleman to be my bestie so bad

only accepting this form of apology

Some of my students this year have started referring to me as their “slay queen teacher” and wow what a vibe

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

I explained my thought process to my best friend the other day & she looks at me & says “are you medicated for your anxiety still? Because you should be.” Like no girl, I’ve been raw dawging this shit for a few years now 😂😂

My dad said to a coworker today “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man” 😭😂 WHAT A LINE

Not that anyone hiring me will ever check, but ya girl never got below a 93% in any of her post-bac classes 🥳

When A$AP said “Where my drink at? I’m too old for this shit” … I felt that 😂

hello sharks, i’m here today asking you to give me a little treat and some validation

Him: 🚩🚩🚩 Me: 👩‍🦯‍➡️

me when someone's obsessed with me: yikes me when someone's not obsessed with me: wtf