Kelly Smith

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Kelly Smith

@ksnap_

I wanna make indifferent graffiti… Toy Story 2 was ok!

New York, USA Katılım Şubat 2013

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Kelly Smith@ksnap_·12 Şub

My biggest fear is seeing tony hawk and not recognizing him

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Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris·1d

Mifepristone is safe and effective health care, and access to health care should be a right for every American.

The Associated Press@AP

BREAKING: A federal appeals court has blocked mailing prescriptions to mifepristone, restricting access to one of the most common means of abortion. apnews.com/article/aborti…

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John Kennedy@FrazzleMyGimp·3d

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

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W S@WildSentences·4d

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John Kennedy@FrazzleMyGimp·13 Mar

every two years tiger woods either wins a golf thing or crashes his car and dies

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Papii🥤@ammalusty·4d

doctor: are you sexually active? me: no I usually just lie there doctor (writing in my chart): effortlessly witty.... and quite beautiful, I might add

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May the 1st be with you

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mahrukh@parhloumahrukh·5d

i remember this girl who said she privates her social accounts at night bc it’s like locking your doors before bed and i’ve never forgotten that.

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Klara@klara_sjo·28 Nis

Would be funny if you visited ET's home planet and everyone was wearing clothes.

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ornstein@poopswag34·25 Nis

The Taco Bell app pauses your music when you open it so you can focus on ordering Taco Bell

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julia@juumelo_·23 Nis

we all talked about it and decided we’re putting you in the soup I’m so sorry man

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fishious@fishquichee·22 Nis

I knew this day would come. I saw it on the calendar

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໊@wynavira·20 Nis

can i please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

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i like food@messedupfoods·19 Nis

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victoria ♀️@fatfabfeminist·18 Nis

Pop Crave@PopCrave

Caitlyn Jenner reveals she can no longer travel internationally after her renewed passport was returned with a male gender marker under Trump’s passport policy. She wrote a letter to Trump asking for help but has yet to receive a response.

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pseudo wook@souporsonic_·16 Nis

you look like you work from home (derogatory)

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𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭@bIoodFr4ak·15 Nis

a special place in hell? for me? that's actually really thoughtful

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Papii🥤@ammalusty·15 Nis

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

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Jim Corbridge@MrBonMot·13 Nis

I wonder if the person who coined the phrase ‘jumping on the bandwagon’ got really annoyed when everyone else started using it.

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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARD·14 Nis

My bad, I thought you said 2 Brilliant dollars. No i dont have that much

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stargazeruk7@stargazeruk7·12 Nis

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