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@pediatricnursey Haapppyyy anniversary!!!

Anniversary weekend commence ✨💕 I’m very excited to stay up past 10, sleep in past 6, and having more than 1 glass of wine with no regrets. I married the best human and can’t believe it’s been 5 years (12 together) already !!

@mamainottawa They’re adults. If they want to see you, they can make the effort. Period point blank. I’d never ever beg someone to see me or my kids. Going through this personally as well, hugs!

NO. not even a little bit.

an eldest daughter once said being the firstborn means you’re automatically irritated by incompetence. not because you’re harsh, but because you were never given the room to be incompetent yourself. the daughters who know… know.

@Q2turnQueen V jealous 🥲

When your kid decided to sleep until 930

@pediatricnursey FACTS! We just turned Charlotte around and she turns 4 next week lol. She was getting too tall to rear facing and we didn’t have the required inch above her head anymore.

Why are parents turning toddlers around in their car seats so early?! I’m judging all of you

@mamagenevieve normal! Ex: “I’ll be right back!” She says “back” and I’d say “that’s right! Mommy will be right back!” And when you get back, “mommy’s back! Mommy always comes right back” Repetition is so important at this stage of speech development. & one thing I’m v passionate about

@Q2turnQueen They’re haters. Peppa is cute and I don’t mind it!

Also people say peppa pig sucks but this thing actually teaches them things??? They are talking about recycling and drains

@mamagenevieve They’re so stinkin cute!! And they have amazing swimsuits and great sales. It helps that their warehouse is like 30 mins from me so the packages get here so fast too

@mamagenevieve This is exactly how i feel about little sleepies and more recently - rufflebutts 😂

@BFW DALLAS. STARS. Since the cowboys suck, the rangers are no longer on a win streak, definitely top fandom here.

I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city. Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit. Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.

Green beans, salad, cucumbers and ranch 🤷🏻‍♀️

@pediatricnursey Lol yep i seemed to be the only one in our house to get it but Charlotte has HFM right now too 🤦🏻‍♀️ praying nothing spreads beyond us two

@ktmamaaa I so far feel fine 👀 don’t want to jinx it

I’m fairly positive my child has norovirus and now hubby is saying he doesn’t feel good. Jesus (bleach) take the wheel 🙌🏼

@pediatricnursey No access to anything is so scary and then just the unknown wilderness, no thanks. That is none of my business what goes on in the darkness lol

@ktmamaaa 1000% agree. All I think of are scary movies. I need the suburban/city noise

After spending 7 hours driving back and forth through West Texas… can confirm i am not a country girl whatsoever and living in the middle of nowhere terrifies me

Get you a man who:

One request, please don’t bite babyyy. I got some bomb ass pussy from a white ladyy WHY do the raunchiest lyrics get stuck in my head forever lmfao

@mamagenevieve When Bree said he’s the one who looks like a turtle i snorted hahaha i couldn’t unsee it

They couldn’t choose someone more attractive to play Stephen in tell me lies??? It would be much harder for me to hate him lmfao but he’s just… 🤮

@mamagenevieve Agreed! I hate that parents get defensive when i ask about vaccine status, like I’m going to argue with them or tell them the surgery is canceled because of it. We just need to know what the kiddos status is! That’s all! I just want them all to be healthy and happy.