Kristin

I am back, you jagoffs. 🤣

Sox win! #whitesox

Continuing our lineup of seasonal @OffcolorBrewing offerings, we’re back again with Beer for Superdawg Yuzu Sour Ale, sold at @SuperdawgWheel! This sessionable Berliner Weiss with Yuzu is tart, refreshing, and is quite simply delicious. Think big adult lemonade energy.

Mood.

Master “ass” more like

After a few stressful weeks of tests and uncertainty for my foot, I'm really excited to start physical therapy. My right foot has had enough vacation time. Back to work.

Can't stop thinking about cheesecake...

@thr0ttle Very spicy! 😂

@ktmws75 My sweet and spicy girl 😹

Nutbag

@theasscat Juniors!

@ktmws75 Ready when you are!

Omg yes

@CheapSeats411 Omg yes

Today may be the best day in the world. It's #NationalCheesecakeDay #NationalChickenandWafflesDay & #NationalChiliDogDay Celebrate responsibly.

The official mug of getting your shit together. (Or pretending to. Mouth & Trousers Studio Vintage Bison Coffee Mug | Ceramic Accent Mug | Rustic Coffee Cup etsy.me/4fvdwbV

I will celebrate by grilling some wings up at home.

@megan_tired My backup plan is OnlyFans 🤣

@ktmws75 He’s thinking you’re crazy for posting bare toes for free

Tommy inspecting my pedi.

@feraluniverse Maybe next time. 🤣

@ktmws75 He’s wondering why you didn’t go for black, like his toes 😹

@jens2763 Yup! Five years and counting. 🖤🖤🖤

@ktmws75 Tommy Chicago!! 🖤 Is he still crashing on your deck?

What THEEEEE actual FARK ...

Do not open any emails from Hormel Foods. It might be SPAM.

@feraluniverse @rnrdiva Hahaha! Wally has been on his mobile non-stop.

@ktmws75 @rnrdiva I got a text from an unknown number requesting to ask you about meatloaf?

Working from my mom's today. The city is replacing the water line, and she's replacing every moment of silence with another story. I hope she never stops. ♥️