Elmo Erasmus

@JohannBiermann1 @AardvarkBloody What is Ballito like?

Average asking price for a 3 bedroom property: Metros: Cape Town R4.995m Pretoria R1.590m Durban R1.550m East London R1.450m Johannesburg R1.350m Gqeberha R1.330m Bloemfontein R1.300m Germiston (Ekurhuleni) R1.250m Other cities/towns of interest (central parts): Stellenbosch R5.355m George R3.125m Nelspruit R1.699m Polokwane R1.646m Welkom R1.425m Potchefstroom R1.200m Mthatha R1.200m Rustenburg R1.189m Pietermaritzburg R0.990m Kimberley R0.950m Vanderbijlpark R0.795m Source: Property24, 29 April 2026

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@ChrisHatt11 @AardvarkBloody @ortambo_int @Airports_ZA Gross 🤮

@ortambo_int @Airports_ZA providing complimentary sewage water to travellers on arrival.

@MathGuyTFL 4

Find: y² = ?

@markmywords @PresidencyZA @CyrilRamaphosa 🤣

@PresidencyZA Good lord, @CyrilRamaphosa can’t even hold a dialogue in his own country. FFS. He needs to focus on South Africa first.

President Ramaphosa calls for dialogue in the Middle East and condemns international law violations. tinyurl.com/bde52vww

@akafaceUS Good.

After a group of children made a mess by spilling drinks and tossing food around, a restaurant employee required them to clean up by mopping the floor themselves.

@sardochescrive Good decision.

Tomorrow is not Monday. I’ve decided.

@JordiGriff Then Joburg and Pretoria are both far more higher than Cape Town.

Its not just the folks in a R189 million mansion that are living in the socialist Republic of Cape Town! Take a look at this. R1.1 million apartment in Table View. Property rates R266!!! R266!!!! It's daylight robbery. What kind of sick freak show are they running there?

Lift weights and open water swim.

@KanthanPillay I drive that road as well and its chaos. Turning right into Grayston drive is extremley dangerous as people are making use of the Ray Vyea bus lanes and try to skip the lights and drive straight on up Katherine. Dangerous road!

“Urban planning “. My fok Marelise

@Prins_PewPew *pfffft*

So... January is done. How are we going with those "resolutions" y'all made? 😏

@newslivesa Well done Ian!

Tensions flared between DA MP Ian Cameron and Julius Mkhwanazi at the Ad Hoc Committee “I've got photos and video footage of Vusimuzi Cat Matlala's wife's previous wife and the current one travelling in a vehicle with the blue lights that you denied having fitted” DA MP Ian Cameron “I saw that artificial video on Instagram it doesn't show!! may I not answer that” Julius Mkhwanazi “Why not” Ian Cameron “You can laugh, you're not taking me serious” Julius Mkhwanazi

@Prins_PewPew Waar is die slaai en tamatie?

Time to get lean 💀

60 lengths swim. Refreshing.

@UlrichJvV Dis ‘n jammerte Ulrich. You clearly miss the point on the benefits and commitments made by Starlink to connect schools and clinics in rural communities. How is South Africa able to move forward from the current digital divide…

South Africa doesn’t need Starlink. We also don’t want it.

@PinketteXO Perhaps you should close your account rather.

South Africa must ban it too

@Prins_PewPew Waar brand dit nou?

Holy shiiiiiiiit it's burning everywhere 😭

@Lebona_cabonena Do you see a national election coming up?

@Prins_PewPew Eish… bly maar veilig daar.

N2 after windfarm. This bad. 🔥

And alas South Africa did not make any mention of Russia’s or China’s unequivocal intend to occupy Ukraine and Taiwan respectively. In fact SA government supporting China by calling the shots on Taiwan’s embassy to downgrade to and relocate to Johannesburg.