Kyle Burns

@moragmillig4n That’s one hell of a cocktail 🤣🤣

Been a busy weekend digging up the yard. Hot baths, knee straps & naproxen for Billy! 😂

@moragmillig4n Is there anything @lynsmilligan can’t do?! Well done Lynsey! 🎉🎊🥳

From this 👩‍🎓 to this 🚌 🔧 If you get any more letters after your name the alphabet will have competition! 😂 Congratulations! 🥳 🎉

@Brick_Cop @marksandspencer Emergency Services are fuelled by various sweet treats and that level of humour. And you’re taught how to do every job when you’re in the motor. College/training/unis can only teach so much… Best of luck with your next venture @Brick_Cop

Nothing quite says ‘leaving do’ like your old Area Car driver travelling down to see you and bringing the most fitting gift possible. A decade ago in 2016 I had my first Area Car posting and it’s safe to say I was nervous. I spent my whole probation on different neighbourhood teams, so finally being on Response and getting posted in the Area Car really meant a lot. My team mates told me to buy the driver a coffee and ‘wiggly worms’ from BP when we filled the car up. So I did, and my now wonderful friend said; “Good Lad open them up then”. Eager to please, I burst open the packet all over the dashboard and both of us. Expecting to be ejected from the car at a rate of knots, instead he laughed, we cleared them up and I bought a fresh bag. Over the next few years he taught me what Hendon never could; the reality of Policing London. As we said goodbye last night, he put his hand in his pocket, pulled out a packet of ‘wiggly worms’, handed them to me, laughed and walked off into the night. I will miss the people terribly, not The Job. #ThinBlueLine 🚨

@moragmillig4n Anyone else tilt their head to the last photo? 🤣🤣 🤦🏻‍♂️

Our recent 70 seater conversion required a tilt test.

@ParaAndy90 Glasgow Weather…. Blurry? 🤣🤣

Glasgow weather summed up, 2 pictures, same day 🥶☀️

@moragmillig4n Now that’s a statement 🤣🤣 with how distinct the livery is… these are going to be some specs 🤣🤣

@kuggs767 Needed 2 pairs to comply with legislation. These glasses are vibrant retro! So I don’t mix them up with my reading glasses 😂 You’ll see me before the coach! 😂

@moragmillig4n Perks of them job 😜🤣

Off to see where our new coach was built! 😊

@parapism Appreciate it 💚

@kuggs767 😱😢. From one green to another *hug*.

My wife and I had the unfortunate pleasure (contradiction I know, unfortunate circumstances, pleasurable company) of meeting the Bereavement Team at AMU at Crosshouse. Isabella was born sleeping in 29/11/25. Any donations for the team below would be greatly appreciated 🧡💛💙❤️

@ParaAndy90 I wonder when the last time this Dr came to see what we deal with. I spent 2/3 weeks where I took no one to hospital due to circumstances (safeguarding & strong worsening advice given) then I got a working job and it took my brain a second to switch on and get cracking.

What a stupid comment If he knew what an ambulance crew dealt with daily If you think wait times are bad just now imagine if crews took absolutely everyone in Yes things go wrong, thats the same in every industry, but the majority of interactions end with the correct result

@roadpoliceBCH At least his Neebs told him he was safe! 🤣🤣 good call from the umpire 🤣

Good morning all, Please be careful out on the roads today, drive to the conditions and leave plenty of time for your journey. As one of our colleagues discovered yesterday, icy conditions are a disaster waiting to happen. He won’t be applying for Dancing on ice anytime soon.

@ParaAndy90 Yeh can keep the cabbage, but aye to the rest mate! All the best for 2026 mate, have a good yin

As per Scottish tradition, today is the day of the steak pie! Starting the new year with a full belly Steak pie, mash tottie, roast tottie (garlic,rosemary, thyme and beef dripping) and creamed cabbage Lang may yer' lums reek

@SuzieSAS Just be careful how you word that… some people wind up at their local ED having ‘accidentally fell’ and end up with glittery arseholes 🤣🤣🤣

When you ditch the Christmas decorations only to sit down and see this glittery arsehole staring at you 🙄

@moragmillig4n Only if I get a shot of it 🤣🤣

@kuggs767 #saveMosCoach help me 😜

My most favourite coach is up for sale (the one I drive if I’m out). Please don’t purchase it. You’ll break my heart. 💔 Billy says it must go as it’s over our age limit and we have a new one coming! 😢 #SaveMosCoach

@moragmillig4n @WminBusandCoach Superb you pair! 🧡 Helping change the way the industry views women in the job. Personally, I’ve never seen an issue with it… but some folk are dinosaurs 🤣🤣

It’s took 56 years but I’ve now made it as a “billboard” model (lynsey photobombing me) 😂 #GirlPower 💪🏻 🚌 thanks to @WminBusandCoach

@ParaAndy90 Just seen it mate, I’ll ping you back just now 👍🏼

@kuggs767 Cheers pal. Will take a lot for me to grow up 🤣 Sent you a wee message the other day

1 year older today. Not a single bit wiser 😵‍💫

@SuzieSAS Awww, gutted! I’m nightshift so I’ll miss you… again 🙄🙄

Weather be kind🙏 Got a wee morning shift at Crosshouse 🏥 tmrw then through to Fife for an afternoon Medicine at the Deep End. Somehow have to fit a public health teams meeting in half way. Looks like I'll be in my mobile office 🚙 hopefully nae rain drumming on ma glass roof 😂