DKM

A club that’s never touched the UCL and hasn’t seen a PL trophy in 21 years… about to win both in the same season. I have a dream 🥹

Let me not lie, I need the UCL like mad !!

Arteta said Arsenal will be Champions of Europe and you’re calling him “arrogant prick”? What was he supposed to say?… that his team will lose the final? Are you mad?😂😂😂

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

The saddest thing in politics is watching citizens defend the same system that keeps failing them.

It's not over until I win.

Dear haters, thank you for not believing in us. It’s because of your hate that we did it.

Came, saw, conquered.

BUKAYOOOOOO!

Greatest picture I have laid eyes on

Shoutout to everyone who doesn’t speak in the morning and giving others time to defrost

13 years?😳😂

Bruno winning Player of the year for doing nothing for 5 months and turning up when the pressures off with nothing to play for absolutely perfectly sums up not only him, but Manchester United as a club.

EPL is genuinely stupid, can't even be bothered at this point. A league where you have three clubs in a European finals with one of them winning the league, yet the best player of they year award has gone to a guy that plays for the 3rd best team in the country that finished 20pts behind the title winners. You'll never see this level of foolishness in any other leagues in Europe

As soon as those trophy pictures hit the timeline tomorrow. We attack. There will be casualties.

Care not about well being of Nigerian citizens, only Nigeria being an Islamic theocracy. Islam above basic well being of citizens.

Seeing “Arsenal Premier League Champions” on the TV when city drew to Bournemouth was genuinely the most surreal feeling I’ve ever felt in my life

The BATs camp on X no let me rest. They begged us to stop retweeting this particular viral tweet. OBIdients, should we?

I went to secondary school in Barkin Ladi 20 years ago. This is what SS1 - 3 boys were doing, night shifts in the blistering cold. I did it too. My mates in Oyo were sleeping or studying. I’ve watched this shit deteriorate in real time. Barkin Ladi now looks nothing like it did when I graduated 14 years ago. I went to the same junction we used to buy stuff during outings last year & I was shaking. They don’t speak the same language. Crisis after crisis. Slowly, the people who used to till those lands are now doing menial jobs in the south. The names of the villages have changed. The senator representing that region was killed few days after I graduated when he attended a mass funeral of people who were massacred by the Fulanis who now occupy their homes. 14 years ago guys. Trying to raise awareness about this state-backed conquest feels like screaming under water. Few months ago, my aunt in mangu came to ask for money to trade cause she can’t farm anymore. Their farms were attacked 3 years ago. They wouldn’t dare go back. For more than 10 years, we’ve had internally displaced persons from Borno living in our house, after my mother took them in. They only go back to their so-called homes for funerals. 3 brilliant kids; Elizabeth, Margaret and Grace (named after my now late mother for her benevolence). The dad does security work, the mom cleans. Who knows what they could’ve made of themselves back home? I do, they’d have been compost for aliens. It always starts small then it spirals out of control. We’ve seen all kinds of terror. I wish they just came and shot people but that’s not fun enough. Bullets are for runners. They’ll slice pregnant women open to kill their fetuses. They’ll feed women their kid’s fingers. They burn people alive, hack them with machetes. When people try to defend themselves, that’s when soldiers come in. They call it farmer-herder clashes. They say cattle was rustled. Cattle was rustled? That’s why you renamed my village and put 200 people in a mass grave ? I remember @YarKafanchan saying that she wept after the 2015 elections cause she knew her people would die like flies & then what happened in southern kaduna? When people talk, they say where’s the evidence? But what about the bodies? Dying is a morbid thing to be skilled at but boy, we have experience. We’ve seen “strategists” platform them and defend all manner of wrongdoing on the alter of political correctness. Omoh, let me just stop here.

The 2 Presidents produced by the APC have been monumental disasters.