jim'll fixit

Kungfuparty

@fabio_capello_ HA HA No your not!

Kungfuparty

@boffer What's happening with the Big Offers site? Not had any new stock for ages, is it winding down?

Claire Burgess to be a host on The Horticultural Channel.

@domisatwit Is it your birthday? Then happy birthday you bald Twat! have a good un.

@richardpbacon Just a bit of light Sat night entertainment, not sure what all the fuss is about!

@richardpbacon Jacks death, wasn't too sure what was going on. Did he think he was going to heaven with V, what was the bus in 5 mins bit?

Aiden Grimshaw, WTF looks like hes has a fucking stroke!

@PoundlandParrot Huh, "sensitive to the publics feeling"?

T-Mobile, its not an "Unexpected Failure" when it happens every 2 mins!

@domisatwit I know, whats with the dodgy sound?

@gettingsome Aparently its Harry Potter star Emma Watson, not a pop star at all.

Why hide Cher lloyd in a "show number" between 30 dancers if she's so intresting? One trick pony me thinks.

"Cheryl Cole's TV tears".... FUCK OFF!!

How does brightkite work? Whats it all about?

@Poundlandparrot is there still a store opening in Broughton near Chester. Cant find any info on it?

Hoping to bag a light sussex and an isa brown today to keep the legbar company. cant wait!

How come Jimmy in Quadrophenia goes for a public bath when he has a perfectly good one at home to shrink his Levi's in?