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@NoFilterSkin Green, red, yellow, purple 👍🏻

Pick a fridge

@UtdDistrict @Footy_Headlines Roll on the day we get Nike back man adidas is whack

🚨 | A counterfit version of #mufc's 2026/27 home kit has been created 👇 via @Footy_Headlines

❤️🇧🇷 Manchester United fans: “One more year, one more year, Casemiro!” 🎶 The Brazilian had announced in January his decision to leave #MUFC in June. 👋🏽

@SkySportsPL Has to hit it first time with his left

Jordan Pickford comes up HUGE in the final moments to deny Sesko! 🧤

@_onlyscott Phil Neville, Darren Gibson, James garner, Louis Saha there’s plenty

Romelu Lukaku and Marouane Fellaini excluded, name a player that played for Manchester United and Everton Difficult

@Ads_2414 @_sorrengailll Yeh that’s hideous too 🤢

@kurtmarshall91 @_sorrengailll Mine was tequila 😂

CALLING ALL MILLENIALS: what alcohol got you so sick it had you saying I’m never drinking again?

@fwdaniels @LewisCapaldi

branding is crazy, only one person comes to mind when you see this

50% of your time, when driving in the UK, is spent watching out for potholes. The other 50% is Turing the volume on your music down immediately after hitting a pothole to hear if you’re going to be in generational debt tomorrow.

@mrmikeMTL Chinese takeaway!

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid

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@Landeur Kie fuck off and just lower our bills

Starmer, on his way out of office, offers an attack on the English people. Shabana Mahmood is NOT English. Rishi Sunak is NOT English. Marcus Rashford is NOT English. They never can be. They never will be. And yes, all fully English people are White.

Anonymous I’ve been a barber for 20 years. Most guys just want a fade and to talk about football. Yesterday, a young man walked in. He looked rough. Grease under his fingernails, work boots covered in dust. "I need a shave," he said. "And a cut. Make me look... respectable." I draped the cape over him. As I raised the scissors, I noticed he was trembling. The chair was actually vibrating. I put the scissors down. "You okay, son?" I asked. "Nervous about a date?" He looked at me in the mirror. His eyes were bloodshot. "No, sir," he whispered. "My little brother died on Tuesday. The funeral is in an hour. I want to look like the big brother he looked up to." The shop went silent. The other customers stopped talking. I didn't rush. I gave him the works. I used the hot towel. I used the straight razor. I trimmed every stray hair. I even polished his boots while the hot towel was on his face. When I spun the chair around, he looked like a new man. He stood taller. He reached for his wallet. "Put that away," I said. "I can pay," he argued. "I work hard." "I know you do," I told him. "But your money is no good here today. Go be with your family. Go make him proud." He choked up. He grabbed my hand and held it tight. "Thank you," he said. "I felt like I was falling apart. I feel ready now." He walked out with his head held high. A haircut can't fix a broken heart. But sometimes, it gives you the dignity you need to carry it.

Theo Walcott asked how Man Utd's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team.. Rooney instantly: "We'd batter them." 😂

A man gives his barber flowers after learning his mother recently passed away 💐 A small gesture with a big heart, This moment says everything 🤍

@francoisplateau I agree, this world is full of wet wipes

I’m sorry if this offends anyone, but sometimes you just have to be told to stop being a wet wipe and get on with your life. PTSD because of a video you saw in Year 8 that gets you benefits at 18? No, mate. Grow up and stop mooching off the state.

@UtdDistrict @TheAthleticFC @ManUtd Get fuc ked wilcox

🚨 | Jason Wilcox held a meeting with the Manchester United squad on Monday. It was explained to the players how getting the right caretaker manager was CRUCIAL, and that qualifying for the Champions League is the TARGET for the remainder of the season. [@TheAthleticFC]

@mufcMPB @PeteHall86 @TheiPaperSport The club has let Fernandez down tenfold. He most certainly will leave in the summer & I do not blame him one bit!

🚨 There is a general fear that Bruno Fernandes has had enough and will look to leave Manchester United. #MUFC [@PeteHall86, @TheiPaperSport]

@TEMPMCR Sound envious mate 😂

Baffles me how some peoples personalities over the age of 30 are. Thailand Jan Miami March Ibiza summer Repeat. Like where do you progress with actual life and the real world and stop drugs and drink daily? Always makes me wonder 😂

@utdHarryy Dumb f ck

Can’t stress enough how much Wilcox needs sacking. Vivell I’d Keep. Berrada I’m 50/50 on.