Knight vs Dragon

I'm done.

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@n_quests What’s going on?!

Instead of Lair Actions, give your big monsters Flair Actions so they can be a little extra during combat.

@BeholderPie Wtf??!

@Owazrim Don’t know. I just rode the roller coaster 🎢.

What are some must-see stores in the mall of America?

I heard yall like maps #dnd #dice #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #handmadedice

@cawoodpublish Followed!

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@Devon_Wiersma Except you only make the prompt.

"AI prompt engineering is essentially magic, you try different spells (prompts) until it creates the effect you like most" Motherfucker you are just describing creating things! That's just creation! That's the act of making a thing!!!!

@TheGamersRest They left you behind

Just woke up from the weirdest dream to hear the strangest noise like a plane but not quite right 😱

@TheKindGM Good luck!

Writing a thesis is fun in its own weird way. It's also extremely exhausting. I have been away for a while because I have been trying to finish mine. Soon...

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@ranadas44260192 @UmarBzv You aren’t the target market

@kvdrpg @UmarBzv I don't get it. Why the heck would you need a goat to haul your self around? Those little buggers are all over the place, can't be tamed, and definitely not fit for long-distance rides.

A man and his goat mobile, early 1900s.

@Goblins_Mordor @TGalanodel @skorpla @reapermini @RenegadeShank You should have labeled these after and before

@ranadas44260192 @UmarBzv This is the greatest of all time

@UmarBzv seriously? 🙄 That's like the dumbest idea ever. You can't turn a goat into a horse, man! Horses have always been held in high regard, even being called "horsepower." This idea is just plain stupid, no other way to put it.

@brutenorse Sweden

Hey Americans. Where, if anywhere, can a man source moose or bear meat?

"Undrar hur den första stenålderstypen kom på att den skulle skaffa hund? Liksom satte den sig ned och sa: jag ska ha en hund. Det är en liten varg som är stor nog för att kunna bajsa på en matta inomhus. Nu måste jag bara uppfinna mattor och inomhus först också." Elev i fyran

@DnDSesame Ferry

"I respect that fantasy as a genre has simply refused to standardize the spelling of "fairy." faerie. fae. fay. fair folk. fayrie. just an F followed by whatever vowels you have in your heart"

It’s finally here, folks. Season 5 has begun! 😳⛓️ Go find the first episode on your favorite podcasting service. Thanks for joining us in the last chapter of this adventure.

@DnDSesame Hopping flower to flower. Indecisive bee? Maybe

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