Kyle

Nico Gonzalez has been better than Rodri since his ACL, so it is not the biggest loss for them. Not the same player he was pre-ACL. Time for Pep to start prepping without him, and leave him on the bench for the rest of the season. Cannot believe he would disrespect the club like that.

Atleti was one of the only football institutions that actually congratulated him for that BO win as well Sad sad stuff

@kaiiesque He's still world-class and undoubtedly one of the best, but doing this is embarrassing. fucking twerking for bastards that disrepected your ballon dor and didnt attend 🤣🤣🤣 he can fuck off we have Nico G, no one is bigger than the club bar (bar maybe 1 or 2 individuals 👀)

Don't let the door hit you on the way out

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

“We have 15 Champions League.” How they won them:

We live amongst scholars😭

Tough.

salah and kdb after dropping earth-shattering departure announcements on a random weekday

don’t let anyone shame you for being a nostalgist. we fell off hard

no one will be watching arsenal’s trophy lift, everyone’s tuning into salah’s farewell #smallwins

Just like that they’re all gone💔💔

Mo Salah is the 2nd greatest Premier League player of all time. Last season put him above Henry. Not a single metric Henry has above him after that. Not individual accolades, not trophies, not statistics. De Bruyne is still 1st.

@polor1ft @domcomps @Bk8iP3 Doomer gimmick against a team that couldn’t beat United with 3 days rest 🤣 just enjoy it man

@kyle6_ @domcomps @Bk8iP3 ? what we will lose to bournemouth u guys and newcastle

Fam what😭😭😭😭

@ErlingRoIe Pep genuinely lost to a guy who is a bitch to his players 😭😭😭 get him gone wtf am i watching?? thank you and good luck

LMAO

Arbeloa asks Vinicius for permission to take him out .. and Vini gives him the approval to Subbed out