Kyle Smith

@girdley @grok is this true?

I'm at the point now where I assume every reply from a stranger on X is AI-written. Perhaps the fix for social media is that AI will make it totally unusable.

@RampCapitalLLC F3

Looking to join a cult. Any new cool ones?

@IrvingSwisher @TheStalwart Why is this so funny? I'm wheezing.

@TheStalwart Toothpaste-ass beverage

Anyone else miss root beer?

@dougboneparth I believe you lifted this word for word from elsewhere? Eesh.

When someone says, “It was 20 years ago.” I think, “Ah yes, the 90s!” But then they tell me it was 2006 and I have to sit down for a bit.

@DearS_o_n Don't be a martyr. Put your own oxygen mask on first. They don't tell you to take it off to help someone else.

Men who are 30+. Please give one piece of advice about life to men in their 20s. It can be about anything.

@tomcoppens_ What's weight on the ball?

One thing I’m looking to incorporate more in warm-ups is rotating and bending This med ball throw variation ticks all the boxes and just feels so good

@conorsen F3

What are some examples of sober non-religious cultures that provide opportunities for disconnected individuals to build trust and form relationships?

@tomcoppens_ Love this concept. Going to incorporate this style into my workout group.

New hybrid challenge by Rogue just dropped 5k Run into max set of unbroken bench press Each successful bench press repetition completed deducts 10 seconds off your 5000m run time Who got this?

It’s totally natural to lose faith in humanity, it’s your job to make that loss as momentary as possible

Put your phone away for the rest of the day.

@RampCapitalLLC Do you think it has to do with the fact that he's the biggest shitposter on the planet and Biden...wasn't?

All these people suddenly interested in Trump’s health, where was that energy when Biden was struggling for years?

@girdley "I'm trying to get back into shape because, well, a storm is coming."

Give me the dumbest thing you read/heard this week.

@kdaveeffect Super tragic.

😢 😢 🫶🕊💔

My point exactly..

This was brilliantly executed by @realDonaldTrump. Textbook, Art of the Deal.

Hey well the good news is interest rates will come down right

@girdley Respectfully, this reads like a horoscope.

@girdley Won't fix an empty 32oz container of coffee.

@ShaanVP An employee told me they learned a new stitch as they crochet in their free time. I asked them if it was the "Liloan". Puzzled, they said Liloan? Lilo...an...stitch I'm convinced dad jokes are a way for the mind to go outside for recess.

I don’t think I’ve met a man who’s not a man child