Kyle Brickman

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Kyle Brickman

Kyle Brickman

@kylebrickman

So long, and thanks for all the fish. Bluesky: https://t.co/TVTFzK6t45

Cupertino, CA Katılım Nisan 2011
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Kyle Brickman
Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@CaseyNewton @bestofdyingtwit Elon Musk: EVERYONE MUST WORK FROM THE OFFICE TO BE HARDCORE! Also Elon Musk: *doesn’t pay rent for offices*
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Kyle Brickman
Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@lizklocz Hey @gaghyogi49, did they ever depict the bridge replicators in use on TNG? Maybe they really ARE just for show. 😳
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Liz Kloczkowski@lizklocz·
The replicators in there are just for show.
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Jenny Nicholson
Jenny Nicholson@JennyENicholson·
The best part overall was when the mom yelled "THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT POOL" and the dad yelled "THAT POOL IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME"
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Jenny Nicholson@JennyENicholson·
Watching the horror movie about the pool that kills you
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Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@FoundEpisodes A kid rolls the dice, moves their piece, then turns to their brother and says “Allamaraine, count to four.” Their brother flips the board, yells “I hate this stupid game,” then stomps off to their room. Move Along Home: destroying more families than Monopoly since 1993.
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Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@JennyENicholson That’s impressive, since they’ve given us so many refunds and credits for things wrong with our orders that I have to assume our membership is actively costing them money.
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Jenny Nicholson
Jenny Nicholson@JennyENicholson·
I tried to get doordash app support & they just broke up with me instead lol. Like refunded the entire year of dashpass and I'm not signed up anymore. I guess I can't be mad but idk what to do with myself after getting dumped by the app that brings me french fries
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Jenny Nicholson
Jenny Nicholson@JennyENicholson·
Actually this year chuck e cheese is doing a huge remodeling push which seems specifically targeted at removing the animatronics from restaurants that have managed to put it off. So if you want to see the robot band google around the local stores, this might be your last chance
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Jenny Nicholson
Jenny Nicholson@JennyENicholson·
Bringing back my top chuck e cheese fun fact: when they retired old animatronics corporate didn't want to pay to ship them back but also didn't want them to be stolen or sold, so they told franchise employees to beat and smash them and then mail in polaroids of this happening
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Best of Dying Twiter
Best of Dying Twiter@bestofdyingtwit·
never thought i'd say this but... team landlord!
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Kyle Brickman
Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@bestofdyingtwit I like how either the Twitter Business account is in full “don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad” posting mode *or* their rich text features don’t work. Given that they couldn’t even insert a link, I’m guessing it’s the former, but it could always be both!
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Best of Dying Twiter
Best of Dying Twiter@bestofdyingtwit·
linda…
Linda Yaccarino@lindayaX

A Bloomberg article today claims that harmful content viewed on Twitter is on the rise, but that’s not true. Here’s what is true – more than 99% of content users and advertisers see on Twitter is healthy. Which means only a small amount of content requires enforcement. But no matter the amount, we will keep doing whatever it takes to make this platform as safe and healthy as possible. The Bloomberg story pulled together a collection of incorrect, misleading, and outdated metrics, mostly from the period shortly after Twitter’s acquisition. It also lacks extremely important context not to mention critical updates on our progress and actions.  Over the past 8 months, we’ve made progress on reducing the spread of hate speech, proactively preventing child exploitation, and giving brands more control over where their ads appear – from adjacency controls to third-party verification. Each step of the way, Twitter has been more transparent about this work than other platforms, and groups outside of Twitter have validated our impact.  Recently we’ve expanded our Freedom of Speech Not Reach policy enforcement because we’re seeing exceptional results. For example, in comparison to a healthy Tweet, any Tweet that's labeled with this enforcement is restricted from scaling and experiences a dramatic drop in reach of more than 80%. Additionally, we proactively prevent all ads from appearing adjacent to any content that's labeled.  And in the next two weeks, we’re further expanding our ad placement controls to better support the tremendous growth of video consumption on the platform. We’re actively building pre-bid inventory filtering that will allow even more control over content adjacencies. Every other platform will tell you the work is ever done. That’s true for them and for Twitter. But Twitter’s progress is real, we’ve been transparent about it, and we’re proud of it. And we just wanted you to know the facts.

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Internet of Shit@internetofshit·
sorry son, we are reading this end user agreement for bed tonight
NerdRAGE.ETH 💊 (Sellout Arc)@QuagRage

@internetofshit I once had to sign an updated user agreement in order to turn on a lamp. My kid was waiting for a bedtime story. The look my kid gave me… like I was the dumbest person who ever lived.

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Kyle Brickman
Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@DaveBlass @elonmusk I wish I was popular and talented enough to get spam bots to target me directly; all I get is ad after ad for “A 70-Yr-old granny made a bra for elderly ladies that is popular all around the world” from accounts that all have “store” “shop” or “co” suffixes.
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Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@_elkue Oh, the Bing cache had the DOE reference (and the same reader view requirement, weird).
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Liam Quigley
Liam Quigley@_elkue·
It would seem the city has some work to do in terms of educating employers about our salary transparency law judging by this reply I got when inquiring about a job at a Brooklyn eatery
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Kyle Brickman
Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@bestofdyingtwit I’m jealous, if I’m not getting inexplicable ads for pharmaceutical conferences or something, I’m getting dropship spam ads.
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Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@KrangTNelson Can @elonmusk tell me if daxtoco, fessyco, kippeco, or cennoco are legit? I just can’t believe they’d all be bots after he fixed things? Right? RIGHT?
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Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@KrangTNelson Wait, are you saying zitteco, vappoco, AND veppa_co can’t be trusted? Where will I turn to for all my 68-to-70-year-old-granny-produced brassieres now?
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Kyle Brickman
Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@MarkHawk @TerryMatalas @outpostvfx My son asks “Remember that angry ship on Picard?” sometimes out of the blue. It’s an iconic shot that stands tall with so many others from Star Trek.
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Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@DaveBlass @portalrealm I think I recall reading somewhere (maybe The Art of Star Trek?) that for ST:VI, they put the bridge set on a gimbal to mechanically shake it, and the tea table on Excelsior (and the astrogator on Enterprise) covered it up. But it definitely fit Sulu’s character very well!
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portalrealm@portalrealm·
Captain Sulu and crew on the Excelsior
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Kyle Brickman@kylebrickman·
@Captain_Revo Per page 16 of the mostly-canon Deep Space Nine Technical Manual, it’s all about the shields:
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