Kyle Knapp

3 years free from alcohol. Boom.

@PNWConservative She sure was quick to the draw on those opposable thumbs defending herself

Oh FFS. You can’t make this sh*t up. Even the dogs are tired of these clowns. Don’t pretend to be a dog if you aren’t ready to go toe to toe with them.

@T0cac0caN2 @ThrillaRilla369

@ThrillaRilla369 Need for Speed Underground 2 🔥🔥🔥

Play a single video game for a year 12 hours a day to get $10 Million. What game are you playing? 🤔 🎮 🕹️

@DudespostingWs Give me an RC wash plant, loader, and a pile of pay dirt. Toys would pay for themselves eventually.

Guys could literally be here for hours and not get bored

@TB1Kinobe Painter here! They might have a point.

DeWalt is behind this! I stand behind painters, clean up, wipe noses, change diapers, MY SHOULDER IS OPEN. If you are a painter and feel attacked, please contact us!!

@sampasser @_willcompton Maybe he can sign a Covid waiver

@kylebuildsit @_willcompton Does he still have eligibility? 🤣

This guy is playing Resident Evil 2 with a VR headset and a walking simulator platform, allowing him to physically walk through the game 🤯

@miles_commodore Merry Christmas

I’m 54 today!

@TansuYegen Talk about taking the “tree to the beaver” swinging a maul seems easier

The guy seems to regret getting into this job🙂

@DudespostingWs He seems very vaccinated

@randallwcarlson I heard the basalt is 2.5 miles deep in Sunnyside, WA and pushes the land down over a mile

When a glacial ice sheet accumulates over a continental landmass, it pushes that crust downward - in some cases by as much as 2000 feet relative to the latitude it would normally occupy. That displacement, in geological terms, happens in an instant. And when the ice melts and that weight is released, the crust rebounds. However, rebounding 2000 feet further from Earth's centre of mass means the crust is no longer in equilibrium with its latitude. The planet's rotation demands a specific distribution of mass at specific latitudes. When that distribution is suddenly wrong, the system will attempt to correct itself. Randall argues that this is the mechanism behind accelerated lithospheric movement - the rapid shifting of Earth's crustal plates. Rapid glaciation or deglaciation doesn't just change sea levels and climate. It destabilises the physical relationship between the crust and the planet's rotational dynamics in ways that could produce catastrophic geological consequences within a timeframe that would look, to anyone living through it, like the end of the world.

@adamcarolla That’s fucking insanity

This single family residence will have 3000 yards of concrete poured before the first 2x4 arrives, that’s 300 full cement trucks

@miles_commodore Great list! Noticing you never made it past the 80s

The ten best comedies all time according to me. 1. My Cousin Vinny 2. Coming to America 3. Blazing Saddles 4. Airplane 5. Trading Places 6. Animal House 7. Naked Gun 8. Fast Times 9. Ferris Bueller 10. Beverly Hills Cop Honorable Mention - Young Frankenstein and Caddyshack

If your life depended on it, and you needed a guy in their prime to get a clutch hit for you, who would you pick? A. Pete Rose B. Ted Williams C. Tony Gwynn D. Joe Dimaggio E. George Brett F. Someone else

@BarstoolDucks Fuck that Boise State game.

LeGarrette Blount Jr.

@TheProjectUnity The Wabash Cannonball

What's his cowboy name?

@Matt_Pinner Peanicita

Can someone suggest a super old-fashioned girl name Not Ruth.

@SandyofCthulhu Radio flyer though

Was it not Lord of the Rings for every single person?

@JAYVERSACE We in Eastern Oregon are like, “hold my beer”