Kyle

Old account got deleted from existence (thanks Twitter AI, you incompetent bastards) so now we're here! Follow for shoddy opinions, cat pics and angry football tweets 🔵

@JS19ne Mata, Fabregas, Torres, Costa etc etc dude ask better questions

Excluding Morata, cucurella, Sanchez, Kepa. name one Spain 🇪🇸 player who has played for Chelsea.

@michael_timbs Im sick of the crea-flation

Been trying the whole “2g of creatine for every 1 lb of body weight” thing for a month now and I’ve never felt worse. How do you guys do it. It’s also like $1000 a week of creatine.

@Kaaiii29 It's a disgrace.

Player withdrawn from national squad with no good reason but got call up✅️✅️✅️ •Bukayo Saka - Arsenal •Noni Madueke - Arsenal •Declan Rice - Arsenal •Eberechi Eze - Arsenal Players that have always sticked to the national team but didn't get a Call Up ❌️❌️❌️ ▪︎Phil Foden - Manchester City ▪︎Harry Maguire - Manchester United ▪︎Cole Palmer - Chelsea ▪︎Trent A Arnold - Real Madrid Arsenal did something this year and I wonder how much they paid, soon we will talk about it...

@PeakSxnti Damn so Gabriel Jesus is better than Henry??

Premier League Titles: Gabriel Jesus - 5 Didier Drogba - 4

Congratulations to Arsenal for finally winning the league after two decades, a billion pound spent, multiple incorrect refereeing decisions, cheating, time wasting, demoralising football, dirty tactics. You sold your soul and identity for it, but enjoy it nevertheless

@CFC_Jane He clearly has disciplinary issues and that ego I believe is not something we need in a dressing room full of younger people. Especially with Xabi there and what happened between Mbappe and Xavi last time

@kylemcgroarty_ Why?

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Chelsea are set to raid Real Madrid as Xabi Alonso begins reshaping Stamford Bridge. With Alonso now in charge, the Blues are launching one of the most ambitious rebuilds of the BlueCo era, leveraging his elite connections at the Bernabéu. Key targets include: 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé The world-class superstar Alonso knows intimately. A proven goal machine under his guidance and the ultimate long-term focal point Chelsea crave. 🇪🇸 Dean Huijsen Composed, ball-playing centre-back with huge potential. Perfect fit for Alonso’s progressive defensive system. 🇹🇷 Arda Güler Europe’s brightest creative talent. Alonso trusted him heavily in Madrid, a technical wizard ideal for his attacking style. 🇪🇸 Gonzalo García Dynamic, versatile forward with elite finishing and intelligence. A high-upside gem ready to thrive in Alonso’s high-pressing system. Alonso’s reputation and relationships with the players could prove decisive in landing these players and more, as Chelsea chase a return to the top. New era loading in West London. 🔵🔥

What about this Odegard handball... Tell me this isn't a penalty

@Santoss_CFC No way we are getting Yildiz. Juve would sooner liquidate I think.

Xabi Alonso's Chelsea — 2026/2027.

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

Helen of Troy will probably be in ‘The Odyssey’ for like two minutes. It’s not going to make or break the movie. But come on. Everyone knows what the reaction would be if Nolan was doing an African mythology and cast Sydney Sweeney as a sub-Saharan princess. Let’s not be dumb.

@markgoldbridge This isn't a ref issue, this is a VAR issue. VAR should have shown the full incident, even Arsenal fans have to admit that. The fact they didn't can only be two things: Negligence or corruption. Either way things need to change.

Just listened to the VAR audio from Arsenal vs West Ham. Feel sorry for the ref tbh. They review it, highlight two issues, then get him over, don't show him the full incidents and don't show it in order. Based on what he saw he makes the right call

You've gotta give them credit: They have mastered the art of being absolute fucking cunts and getting away with it. Like, look how subtle that is. Small little dickhead tug. Utter disgrace, anti-football. But impressive.

This league title is a massive stain on what Pep, Klopp, SAF, Mourinho, Wenger made the Premier League to be

if I speak. this is a PGMOL handed title. they didn’t earn a thing

“But he’s holding Raya” What’s Rice holding? What’s Gabriel holding? What’s Trossard holding? Get me out of this fucking league asap 🤣

Arsenal are the Israel of football. Rob first, cry victim later.

It's a disgrace. How can that be for prevention of obtaining the ball if the keeper literally does touch the ball? Utter disgrace.

🚨🗣️ Jamie Carragher on how Atlético Madrid were “robbed,” pointing to the two penalties that weren’t awarded and explaining how the IFAB rules support those decisions: “Listen, I’ve been in this game a long time, played in some of the biggest nights in Europe but what we’ve just witnessed at the Emirates is an absolute DISGRACE. Atlético Madrid have been ROBBED blind in this Champions League semi-final, and if you’re an Arsenal fan celebrating right now, you should be embarrassed. The laws of the game are crystal clear, and they’ve been twisted into knots to protect the home side. This isn’t refereeing, this is scripting! First off, Gabriel’s blatant shirt-pull and yank on Giuliano Simeone, that’s a STONEWALL penalty under IFAB Law 12, plain and simple. Holding an opponent, impeding their progress, especially when the lad’s clean through on an empty net? It’s a direct free-kick in the box, it’s DOGSO, and in half these cases it’s a red card too. VAR had every angle, Daniel Siebert and his German crew looked at it… and waved it away? Come on! If that was Saka or anyone in an Arsenal shirt, it’s given in a heartbeat. That’s not ‘not clear and obvious’, that’s officials hiding behind the screen to keep Arsenal in the tie. Robbery. Pure and simple. Then Griezmann gets clattered in the box by Calafiori, reckless challenge, Law 12 again, careless or excessive force, penalty all day long. They invent some phantom ‘prior foul’ nonsense to bail them out? VAR protocol doesn’t work like that! You’re meant to check the specific incident, not rewrite the build-up to favour the big Premier League club. Atlético are creating chance after chance, fighting with more heart than I’ve seen from some of these Arsenal players, and they get NOTHING. Soft calls one way, ignored shouts the other, time-wasting ignored, it’s one-way traffic from the whistle. it’s not fair, it’s not right, and it’s a stain on the competition. Diego Simeone’s men deserve better than this. ¡ROBO! The football world is watching, and we all see it. What a joke.”

@Neduszn8 Literally Frank Lampard.

Without mentioning Kelvin Debryune and Cole palmer , name a player who’s played for Chelsea and Manchester City. LEVEL: very difficult 🤯 Just give up !👀