Chris Bain

Managed to fix a critical error due to knowing what 2³² looks like, seeing 2147483647 in a foreign key smelled funny, turns out HubSpot have changed contact IDs from int32 to int64 in March, heads up if that was news to you too. Also, MySQL doesn't baulk at overflow, weirdly.

New networking tool from KNEKT wbex.co.uk/new-networking…

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@virtualhobbit Enjoy! What's your soundtrack?

Wife and little one are away! Here comes a full weekend of labbing, Red Bull and trance music!! 😂😍

There have been over 43,395 journeys booked through AeroDiary so far!

@MrsBrookfield I always have it in my head as the VM virtualises the hardware, containers virtualise the OS, is that any better?

I’m only in this session because I don’t agree with the title. Prove me wrong.

@MrsBrookfield KatGPT?

I need somebody to come up with ChatGPT/AI that will connect to my brain and pull out what I'm trying to say. It all makes sense in my head.

@virtualhobbit We definitely need to put some app containers in there.

Slowly but surely building out my #CloudDirector tenant cluster which hosts my real-life services (email, websites etc). Cluster has been upped to 256GB RAM. Now it's time to deploy some TKGm clusters and bring my Wordpress blog home and run it on #k8s.

If you reach over 99 tabs in chrome on mobile, the number becomes the emoticon ':D' Follow me for more tab hoarding tips.

"Apologies for my professional persistence. Circling back on my email below." *copies text for this tweet* *delete* Who on earth would read past this point?

client website: 6-8 weeks my own website: 6-8 decades

"We can get more resources, but nine women can't make a baby in a month" is the most Dutch thing I've heard all year 😂😂😂

@virtualhobbit More than DNS this time then huh?

Today I'm spending the day fixing the lab, which looks like it's had a nuke dropped on it :-(

Today's performance lunacy:

New product underway, naturally none of the domains 'in stock' fit, logo sorted, what do you buy next, mugs, merch, wilcard SSL for all the cool new subdomains? #happyplace #happenseverytime

@tdinh_me Writing a script eliminated it for me, it also stopped me going off on tangents!

I recorded myself and learned that I say "Umm...", "uh..." ~200 times in a 40-minute recording. Must have broken some world records here 😂 How do you get rid of those when speaking/recording?

@MrsBrookfield @VMwareExplore @mpoore Have a great time!

On our way to @VMwareExplore ☺️

@thatjeffsmith I'm struggling to get past the screenshot... so they're passing in first name and last names as params to get... the first name and last name from the employee table? I've seen worse in production systems, unfortunately.

The Rise of SQL... surprise! spectrum.ieee.org/the-rise-of-sql

@virtualhobbit SEARCH supports wildcards, so =Search("*.*.*.*",A1) will give you #VALUE! If not found and it's start character if it does. HTH

@virtualhobbit @JoeBaguley @VirginAtlantic I would be embarrassed to release a bot this bad.

@JoeBaguley @VirginAtlantic There's a glitch in the Matrix...