evil sam

@sweetseaslug Totally forgot there was a book. this is huge

Yeah i read the classics

the first time i watched the terror i had trouble telling a lot of the guys apart but never hickey because he reminded me of this fucking bjork tweet

Deadloch

When someone asks me if stanley tucci was in a movie so i consult my memorization of SNL’s tucci gang rap

Shortly after the election I grieved for and later made peace with the extremely uncomfortable fact that most of us are going to die significantly earlier than we would like, and the cause may very well trace a direct line to the actions of this administration.

the terror but francis survives and it happens recently enough for his grandkids to say “im so hungry i could eat james fitzjames!” and film his reaction for tiktok

@oldmilfenjoyer Getting really conflicting information on whether or not I’m chopped

If u wanna love me u gotta love jirving too 💯

Sunny and 70° on a Saturday

It’s Stanley Tucci summer everyone get bald now

@reallysweepy Me this morning

Wtftwftwtfwtfwtf #theterror

The artist behind this painting, Criselda Vasquez, painted this portrait of her parents in 2017. The man in this painting, her father, was recently taken by ICE. He has lived in the United States for forty years. This loss has made it hard for the family to support themselves. If you want to support them, you can go to their GoFundMe here: gofund.me/456d8a193

When you wake up and the first thing you do is check the weather app

Didn’t give him a bite of my rice and now he looks like this. am I going to hell. Please be honest.

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

I’m at my gate at the airport and they just made an announcement that they’re mad at me specifically and this is not a joke

MINNEAPOLIS YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOURE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON