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@SJWheeljack

Inventor of the Dinobots. Founder of the venerable Jack-Off Nation. Sober. NOT Italian.

Boston, MA Katılım Ağustos 2020
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Wheeljack@SJWheeljack·
I literally just hate Republicans. I don't have any other politics.
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BuffaloRon@BuffaloRon·
Me: I'm going to eat healthy Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you
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⚖️Powerful Mel Ankoly #ForThePeople
The only good news I've had since Trump took over the White House again is that finally it looks like Daylight Savings Time will be made permanent. Shout out to the House Democrats who voted for it.👍
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Wheeljack@SJWheeljack·
@DeliaRamirezFan so true I can't think of another instance where poor vetting bit us in the ass recently
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Wheeljack@SJWheeljack·
@ContraPoints um, in the big 2026 it's time to normalize having intestinal parasites that cause explosive diarrhea. hope this helps!
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Natalie Wynn@ContraPoints·
parasites are normal. explosive diarrhea is normal. just fucking white knuckle it like an American
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Wheeljack@SJWheeljack·
@jambojeremy yeah that's why I got the hair transplant. trying to hide that thing
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Sam@CherryGroveBlck·
Wheeljack nation our knees may be weak but our faith is strong our alt mode might be wrong but we still believe
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Jesus the BatCanary@BatCanary13·
@SJWheeljack If it helps I disagree with like most of the shit you post (I'm a socialist) but I follow you cause you're hot
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Wheeljack@SJWheeljack·
way too many of you like me for my thoughts and not my body. completely fucked up situation
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Wheeljack@SJWheeljack·
@romanhelmetguy "war bad; women most affected" is in fact an ancient scholastic interpretation of Homerian works. did Briseis or Iphigenia ask to have their lives destroyed over the folly of Paris?
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Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy·
My final Nolan’s Odyssey predictions: 1. Odysseus has PTSD. 2. War bad; women most affected. 3. Penelope mad at Odysseus. 4. Killing the suitors is le bad. 5. Telemachus doesn’t kill the slave girls.
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Wheeljack@SJWheeljack·
"War bad; women most affected" okay so before The Iliad even begins Agamemnon has already sacrificed his eldest daughter to Artemis for strong winds to Troy. The Iliad itself begins with Agamemnon and Achilles arguing over their slave concubines. You are a tourist.
Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy

My final Nolan’s Odyssey predictions: 1. Odysseus has PTSD. 2. War bad; women most affected. 3. Penelope mad at Odysseus. 4. Killing the suitors is le bad. 5. Telemachus doesn’t kill the slave girls.

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mawoo@raeromt·
This is my favorite pal btw
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@SJWheeljack Well you voted for Trump so you get what you deserve
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Wheeljack@SJWheeljack·
look on my hit tweets, ye Mighty, and despair
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Wheeljack@SJWheeljack·
@heymiller who was getting that mad over the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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John J. Miller@heymiller·
Will someone please ban my books so that they will be put on prominent display in bookstores?
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kitty lynxpaws@cranbypaws_·
just seen a video of a guy cover up decades of culture and stickers just to give it a sloppy landlord special for the sake of 'fixing' it (it will never function again)
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