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Wheeljack
@SJWheeljack
Inventor of the Dinobots. Founder of the venerable Jack-Off Nation. Sober. NOT Italian.
Boston, MA Katılım Ağustos 2020
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Me: I'm going to eat healthy
Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea
Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you
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The only good news I've had since Trump took over the White House again is that finally it looks like Daylight Savings Time will be made permanent. Shout out to the House Democrats who voted for it.👍
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@DeliaRamirezFan so true I can't think of another instance where poor vetting bit us in the ass recently
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This has extremely islamophobic undertones lmao
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024
Senator Gary Peters (D-MI) tells Politico he backed Haley Stevens for US Senate in Michigan over Abdul El-Sayed because she is “fully vetted”
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@ContraPoints um, in the big 2026 it's time to normalize having intestinal parasites that cause explosive diarrhea. hope this helps!
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parasites are normal. explosive diarrhea is normal. just fucking white knuckle it like an American
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@jambojeremy yeah that's why I got the hair transplant. trying to hide that thing
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@SJWheeljack If it helps I disagree with like most of the shit you post (I'm a socialist) but I follow you cause you're hot
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@romanhelmetguy "war bad; women most affected" is in fact an ancient scholastic interpretation of Homerian works. did Briseis or Iphigenia ask to have their lives destroyed over the folly of Paris?
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My final Nolan’s Odyssey predictions:
1. Odysseus has PTSD.
2. War bad; women most affected.
3. Penelope mad at Odysseus.
4. Killing the suitors is le bad.
5. Telemachus doesn’t kill the slave girls.
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"War bad; women most affected" okay so before The Iliad even begins Agamemnon has already sacrificed his eldest daughter to Artemis for strong winds to Troy. The Iliad itself begins with Agamemnon and Achilles arguing over their slave concubines.
You are a tourist.
Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy
My final Nolan’s Odyssey predictions: 1. Odysseus has PTSD. 2. War bad; women most affected. 3. Penelope mad at Odysseus. 4. Killing the suitors is le bad. 5. Telemachus doesn’t kill the slave girls.
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genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Diarrhea Outbreak Surges Past 3,000 Cases in Michigan and Ohio
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@heymiller who was getting that mad over the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Will someone please ban my books so that they will be put on prominent display in bookstores?
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just seen a video of a guy cover up decades of culture and stickers just to give it a sloppy landlord special for the sake of 'fixing' it (it will never function again)
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