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@AflGlicko Would be a pretty good b'day present if so!

📱Mi ex: Podemos hablar? 📱Yo: No, ya no tengo nada que hablar contigo Los agentes que me están investigando por evasión fiscal y lavado de dinero:

when you’re out having fun and then remember the 10/10 you fumbled

shes using ur lingo with her new man btw

when you’ve been on an L streak and you hit another L now all you can do is laugh rather than cry

“2 isn’t a lot” imagine two bullets going through your head

Cuando estás limpiando tu galeria y encuentras las fotos de cuando eras feliz

When you’re having the worst week of your life but you’re a man so no one gaf

Anyone else get so hammered last night that they drunk texted their ex an AI picture of them and Epstein and sent half their fraternity a picture of their nutsack or just me?

There is no rock bottom, things can always get worse.

what doesn’t kill you makes you dissociate for the next fifty weeks

messaged a girl last night and she changed her name to “instagram user”

hey i fucked up my entire life. what do i do now

George Floydmaxxing

Cheers @davidking34 Cheers, Mick. @kanecornes

@NickBrownie_2 Can't believe some want him not starting. Offers so much X factor.

⏩ 9 months and Zane is starting to look like the player us believers thought he could be. So happy for him, starting to prove the doubters wrong. 💪 🌟🦘

The receptionist at the abortion clinic after I give her the “I would’ve kept it with you” look

It’s a small sample size, but goals after first seven games: Lance Franklin: 6 Jack Riewoldt: 7 Jeremy Cameron: 13 Jesse Hogan: 14 COOPER TREMBATH: 17 The @NMFCOfficial forward not yet in the top handful of Rising Star favourites. @9NewsMelb @FootyonNine

#AFLNorthBlues FUCKING FIRE VOSS RIGHT NOW U FUCKING DONKEYS TJIS FUCKING CLUB IS CURSED FUCKING MENTALLY FRAGILE HOW DO WE FUCKING CHOKE A 22 POINT 3QT LEAD R U FUCKING KIDDING ME CUNTTTT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT CLUB 💔💔🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Missed my sisters baby shower for this shit dude, I’m actually such a horrible person. Is it bad if I try showing up right now? #AFLNorthBlues