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Asked my doctor why she practices with her maiden name and not her married name. Her response was “cus my husband didn’t go to med school”.

$10M to leave your country and never come back. will you take it ??

This is such a weird fight.

Cat fight in the nail salon.

If u can survive a weed panic attack u pretty much can survive anything.

Focus on the big goals.

me after looking at my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up, no one stole from me

what's a common downfall of friendships?

unfortunate asf when you have to cut that friend off cause they don’t want shit for themselves

This Gay dude gets violated and decides to fight a girl

the nigga been 88 since I was 5

a 90's kid? don't you mean sad adult?

StableRonaldo instantly put his phone on airplane mode after Plaqueboxmax started showing him his new hairstyle 😭

Your best friend ignoring your medical school graduation invitation but posting on instagram 5 hours later when they never post is fake af right? let me know before I cut this girl off for life 😵‍💫

You ever be so angry, then you smoke and suddenly there’s no hate left in the world?

Millennials dating genzs😭

Pri and fanz start dancing but get pulled up on 😳👀 They didn't expect that honestly.

Imagine being lost in NYC and randomly asking the most qualified fictional detective ever for help… and she actually comes through. Her instincts didn’t miss.

Rooting for myself always,To grow,To succeed,To be happy,To be at peace...✌️

When you give your girl a logical solution instead of emotional support

Name a 10/10 TV show or movie that ended too soon or deserved more 📺🍿