Laeton Stephens

So it’s nearly 2019 and it’s normal to express your gender as a dog, but you can’t take a fiver out the bank

Just nabbed a free KFC at the counter off some gimp. At least my days on the up #nufc

Free-kick perfection from Kieran Trippier 🎯 The @NUFC defender has announced he will leave the club at the end of the season after four-and-a-half years at St James’ Park 👏

2-2 if Anya Chappell tops herself

🗓️ 10 years ago yesterday. The last derby at St James’ Park! #NUFC #SAFC

Gallowgate pigeon’s mates have come on a European away day in his honour. Classy lads

Final couple minutes with Radio Newcastle commentary. #NUFC

Happy one year anniversary.. #NUFC

A MASSIVE THREE POINTS AT STAMFORD BRIDGE! 😍

🙋‍♂️😉 #PVFC | #PVFC150 | @alanshearer

HAAAS ANYONE SEEN ✅ MAN UNITED ✅ MICHAEL CARRICK'S CONTRACT ✅ RUBEN AMORIM ✅ ERIK TEN HAG ✅ WRECK-IT RALF ✅ OLE'S AT THE WHEEL ✅ FRED THE RED ✅ MICK HUCKNELL ✅ CROOKY ✅ ANDY GOLDSTEIN ✅ ASTON VILLA ✅ GABBY AGBONLAHOR A double-whammy Has Anyone Seen from Cundy 🤣

‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️ Confirmed: Iran’s Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed by U.S./Israeli air strikes today. Massive moment in Middle East history.

Nothing beats a Baku holiday 🇦🇿

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12 years. 253 appearances. A leader on and off the pitch. 🥹 We can confirm that Jamaal Lascelles has completed a permanent switch to Leicester City.

The old tweet in question, by the way...

Our former player & manager, Kevin Keegan will undergo treatment after being diagnosed with cancer having been admitted to hospital for further evaluation of ongoing abdominal symptoms. King Kev. We're with you every step of the way. Hoping for a full and speedy recovery 🙏🖤🤍

‘Is it 3-0? Let’s go, I’m coming with yous’ This Everton fan 😭😭😭😭😭

“People will never, ever forget the way that you made them feel.”  Oasis Live '25

Fuck knows but he’s got diabetes

Poor away form is one thing, but not turning up today is a whole new level 😭