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i don’t think you understand
you spend weeks tuning hyperparameters
your grid search runs for 2 days
you finally get a +0.1% gain
you celebrate
you realize your random seed was fixed
you try a new seed
your model collapses
you try five more seeds
accuracy swings
you look at the loss curves
they look like shit
you switch to bayesian optimization
it finds the same hyperparameters
gets stuck in a local minimum
you add dropout
it underfits
you remove dropout
it overfits
you try early stopping
it stops early
you remove early stopping
it learns nothing
you read three blog posts about “superconvergence”
you try a trick
your model dies
you load checkpoint
it’s score is also shit somehow now
you open github issue
no one replies
you post on stackoverflow
they close as duplicate
you ask chatgpt
it suggests grid search or some basic shit
you realize
the only thing converging
is your will to live
i don’t think you understand
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