laina

most people lose their debit card or cell phone in south side but no i lose my diabetes remote controller aka my EXTERNAL ORGAN

they weren’t kidding when they said forever a zip

@itsardenn i expect an invitation in the mail

is this what happens when you hit your mid 20’s

*takes a break from grad school assignment to scroll on twitter*

@itsardenn you’ve just unlocked a part of my brain that i forgot existed

honorable mentions bc I truly cannot get over that these are not on Disney+

you just HAD to be there

i am 100% not ashamed to admit i listened to this song on repeat on my way to children’s hospital when i was diagnosed

@msfrancescaaloe HAHAHAH i hope she eventually got to meet him

my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒

take a drink every time a girl responds to “will you accept this rose” with “of course” #TheBachelor

@itsardenn this 18 year old girl has me in tears over my nonexistent man

I am LIVING for these Tik toks about the song drivers license 😂👀🐸☕️

idk if i’m more entertained by this episode or @demi_burnett’s live tweets #TheBachelor

@BrettMerritt18 excuse me

Could the evolution of technology hinder the evolution of human beings? Or will humans continue to evolve but technology will change evolution’s trajectory? Like instead of evolving to grow more hair or something to handle the cold, we made fire and jackets. Lmk your 5am thoughts

@uniquequintessa you might already have this because i was late to the party, but the urban decay setting spray 😍

grey’s anatomy will always be my favorite show but i would love to hear the conversation that went on when writing the musical episode

hello everyone i was today years old when i understood the “syrup” in coffee scene in elf

@nabelliveau97 tayshia*

Taiysha is a fraud, Ivan should’ve won

am i the only person that feels like zac lowkey looks like mcdreamy #TheBachelorette

@nabelliveau97 monday nights are for roses and tears

@lainam_ Monday nights are for football.

i’m just gonna say it - this game was not worth pushing back the bachelorette to 1am

no one talk to me for the next month, i feel like i was just personally broken up with #TheBachelorette