Brett Merritt

First time playing fantasy football. Just grabbed this team in a 16 team league! How’d I do?

How has there not been a National Treasure 3? I know finding 3 treasures that have been hidden for centuries seems implausible, but this is Nick Cage we’re talking about

Checks out. Not a big fan of grilled cheese

@sam_mooneyy @TheAndrewNadeau Lmaoooo the lists will be long

@TheAndrewNadeau @BrettMerritt18

Made a relationship pact with my best friend: If neither of us is married by the time we’re 40, we honestly tell each other what traits make us unlovable.

@LittleDude_51 Followers let me dahn 😭

@BrettMerritt18 Damn this blew up

What percentage of the world knows the most famous person on the planet (whoever that may be)? Like maybeee 1000 people know me but 4 billion (~50%) might know Lebron. That’s crazy lmao

@S_P_E_N_ Yes 😉

@BrettMerritt18 do I count as 1 of those 1000 people

@lainam_ “Excuse me” is not a good 5am thought

@BrettMerritt18 excuse me

Could the evolution of technology hinder the evolution of human beings? Or will humans continue to evolve but technology will change evolution’s trajectory? Like instead of evolving to grow more hair or something to handle the cold, we made fire and jackets. Lmk your 5am thoughts

How many people has Harry Styles gotten with?

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

@LittleDude_51 You’re mad because me and @NikoRakic24 are more enlightened than you

@BrettMerritt18 All the biggest goofballs I know interacting with this tweet smh

How can someone watch this vid and tell me with a straight face that the world is flat 😭😭

@LittleDude_51 You can snap me anytime 😩😉😀😩😉🤤😊😘

@BrettMerritt18 I’m bouta snap on u

@VeryyBusyy “Cool. Let me know when you can see my screen”

*every single video conference meeting* “Looks like we’re missing a few people. I think we’ll give it a few more minutes to see who else will jump on.”

That was discouraging. But don’t make it disarming. You still need to vote!

We really just accepted working 5 days a week with two weeks vacation lmaooooooo

@VeryyBusyy Views didn’t drop on Spotify that night either 😭

@BrettMerritt18 LOL lowkey a garbage draft class by us

Draft night and Pens second round playoffs start. Over/Under how many times Brett busts a nut today?