Brian Butz

CRAAAAWWWWLING INNNNN MY SKINNNN

very excited for next season of I Think You Should Leave

@martinjstephens @GreatDismal Ladies he’s not a piece of meat

Samson the hire bull has arrived today. A very popular move with these ladies.

@ransombriggs Nah it was like £10 and that’s before the £3 extra freshly cooked falafel

Wow

Generously I exist in 30 seconds of Did You See The Words

Did not know @ScottThompson_ modeled for clocks

@Alfiebengal @carryonkeith You’ll be right where you should be when the whole planet is on fire. A shame the rest of us have to suffer for it.

@carryonkeith Oh really? I find it to be justice at last. She's where she should be for breaking the law.

I find this sinister and extremely disturbing.

STEM folks be like

We are 5 hours ahead of ET in UK and just want to say all American ex pats just received the National Wireless Emergency Alert Test just now and it’s literally bodies in the streets if you are vaxxed you must turn off your phone for the love of god millions of us are already dead

Years of therapy to unravel the deep sense of guilt that came from thinking I had to secretly and quietly enjoy what to 8 year old me seemed like a colossal fuck up on Capn Crunch’s part

Is there any better cuisine than burnt vegetable with sesame seed milk?

This Prigozhin thing pretty crazy especially considering that plane was seen two days ago in Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Boomers cry wah wah cancel culture and forget how they treated Paul Ruebens probably because he didn’t date women

@ExileGrimm @Gonzo_Blues hard labor, grinding my spine to dust in the insulin mines day in and day out, i have glucose lung and i'm only 25

Ba na na shaped Ba na na flavored Yellow

It’s 2007 and you are at a house show - peanut butter fingers looking to cop a smoke. Do you: a) open your pack of American Spirit Yellows to him b) offer him two cigs now as he’ll be back for more later c) go downstairs and finish watching the Ugglers (like Snugglers) noise set

Teletubbies were self cleaning they do not need soap

You are what you eat

You can’t spell R.E.S.P.E.C.T. without E.T.

Was ET a dog?