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@goygbiv @Thatfishcray1 @DramaAlert WOOD CHIPPER FOR YOU

Sneako believes a 21 year old should be able to marry a 15 YEAR OLD if everyone consents.. 😳

@DannyDrinksWine @wrongnumberGT

Building "Blade Runner" (1982) cityscape model.

@JohnLeFevre This is really weird ngl

Here are 40 things a man should never wear: 1. Flips flops unless you’re near a pool or beach. 2. Flamboyant pocket squares. All it says is you pay $1,200 a month for a car you can’t afford. 3. Statement socks. They don’t give you personality or style. 4. Cargo shorts. 5. Turtlenecks. Circumcise that sweater. 6. The guilt of your ancestors’ sins. 7. A pro sports jersey with another man’s name on the back of it. 8. Facial hair that doesn’t look intentional. 9. Jewelry (other than watches and wedding rings). The only thing more disappointing for a woman than seeing a desirable man with a wedding band on, is seeing a ring on any other finger. 10. Backwards or flat brim baseball caps. Or any hat inside. 11. Pleated or cuffed pants. 12. Sneakers with a suit. It’s a good look for 1% of men, but you’re not David Beckham. 13. Fashion watches - Chanel, Hermes, Gucci, and even Cartier. 14. Hoodies after the age of 40, unless the weather requires it. 15. Double-breasted suits. The vast majority of men can’t pull it off. 16. Any shorts longer than the knees. 17. Skinny or ripped jeans. 18. Vineyard Vines. 19. Country club logo golf shirts where you’re not a member. I don’t care if you played Pebble once, it’s a conversation-starter for losers. 20. Short-sleeve button-down shirts. 21. Identifiably-designer belts. 22. Dirty sneakers in the office. Even with a relaxed dress code, you should take care of sneakers in the same manner as dress shoes. 23. Oxford collars. 24. A backpack. 25. Tevas, Crocs, Birkenstocks, or Uggs. 26. Bowties without a tuxedo. 27. Monk straps, tassels, or square-toed shoes. 28. Deep V-neck t-shirts. 29. A fake watch. 30. Dress shirts with a pocket. 31. Baggy clothes. Get the essentials, even jeans, tailored. 32. Anything with big logos. 33. Your heart on your sleeve. 34. Sports sunglasses. Quality shades serve an important function; they let women know you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them. 35. Noticeable cologne. Men generally have a weak sense of smell and get desensitized to their own scent, so it’s worse than you realize. 36. Graphic t-shirts. 37. Pajama pants in public. 38. Windsor tie knots. 39. A “going out” shirt. 40. Women’s clothing.

@hibernationmode @Scottiepeepeein @cetewolf7932 @DarnellTheGeek @kc_activities I got uuuuuuu

@lambsauce01 @Scottiepeepeein @cetewolf7932 @DarnellTheGeek @kc_activities Ah thank uu I ain’t ever driven a car but in all the dramas they get they tires slash and die🧍🏾‍♀️

@hibernationmode @Scottiepeepeein @cetewolf7932 @DarnellTheGeek @kc_activities That would make sense if she cut their brake lines, but slashing tires wont make driving your car fatal, you probably wouldnt get far anyways since the tires are flat. And yeah of course the girl would get charged too idk what that has to do with anything

@Scottiepeepeein @cetewolf7932 @DarnellTheGeek @kc_activities But would she not get a charge too tho, like why risk that. And this might be far fetched but couldn’t she get attempted murder for cutting up ppls tires cuz imagine if they drove on that?

@zatonietzsche @EricRichards22 Subjective

@EricRichards22 I wrote your tweet in cursive and now it looks better. Check and mate.

Cursive is pointless. Zero value.

@gasstationnacho @vincenityy This reeks of judgement and “holier than thou” mentality. Step off gorl

@vincenityy I don’t go to events to tweak with strangers. Hope this helped 🫶🏼

@brainrotSana I didnt learn to tie my shoes til 2nd grade. My mom only showed me a way that made no sense because she wouldn’t explain the steps and what they do, some kid showed me to make 2 bunny ears and loop one into the other and it was the only way that made sense. I still do it that way

hey autistic ppl did u struggle tying ur shoes growing up. apparently its a make or break signal of autism for professionals. i did struggle to tie my shoelaces and still kind of do but i never rlly hear other autistic say the same

@JaysWASD The same way every game does

How did The Finals go from over 200k players to just 10k in a span of 6 months?

@Whotfismick 10th grade history teacher was caught filming fema students under their dresses

What was “the incident” at your high school?

@Jimbossity They never specified who its assisting

Surely this isnt how aim assist should work right? Games moving my aimer off the player instead of to them, even when I dont want it to.

@NordFemLover I gurantee the DM wont leave when half of these things happen. All bark no bite

Theater kids and Critical Role fans horrified at the prospect of showing up on time, sobriety and actually playing the game.

@MissSassbox Nobody fucking cares bro

this is wild to see. like, we're actually watching the ability to write in cursive die in our faces.

@HumansNoContext Nothing. Because that would be a really weird thing to assume about people enjoying things that I don’t, and would speak more to my own lack of understanding of other peoples opinions.

What are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?

@S1DESHOT @popq2_ Yeah im sure call of duty becoming insanely popular had nothing to do with it. All my friends quit playing halo when mw2 came out and never looked back.

@popq2_ Sprint ruined Halo. Player retention hasn’t happened since Halo 2/3 and it’s not a coincidence.

Sprint is still a problem! Some people act like 343 managed to successfully implement sprint into Halo Infinite in a way that doesn’t hurt the fundamentals of Halo, but that is actually not the case. Sprint is still very much an issue in Halo Infinite.

@chronocollie Bioshock lmao easyyyy

One game has to go…

@NeptNept2 @JoetheCornell @SwannMarcus89 Caffeine is most definitely a psychoactive substance. I bet you 100 dollars.

@JoetheCornell @SwannMarcus89 Weed is a psychodelic drug and cofee isn't

Say what you will about alcoholics, but at least they understand they're doing something self-destructive when they take a shot of whiskey at 10 o'clock on a Wednesday morning You never see the winos tweeting like this

@astro_zeus_ @JoetheCornell @SwannMarcus89 Excessive sugar intake does cause cancer, diabetes, heart disease etc. Too much caffeine can cause heart problems and anxiety issues.

@bardinbrief @Siyqodelic @SwannMarcus89 “Dont talk to me til ive had my morning coffee”

@Siyqodelic @SwannMarcus89 Speaking as a recovering alcoholic and desperately holding himself back stoner: they're far more alike than you'd think. In both cases you literally cannot face the day without altering your consciousness.

@ohshititsmanda1 @FraserNabb84558 @bug1541 @zaizyx Yall get so heated that you just start swinging at everyone and anyone without reading what they said

@FraserNabb84558 @bug1541 @zaizyx Just because you don’t find it relevant enough to complain about doesn’t mean others don’t.

the replies what happened to hating landlords