Laura Howe (she/her)

Updated my profile and url here since Twitter is the most important social media platform. Obviously. dispatcheddivorcee.com

I regret to inform you that this is what 2003 really looked like

@EpiEllie @Stoic_Giraffe 🤪🫣

I love twitter bc where else can I, an person with two graduate degrees from Harvard in both infectious disease epidemiology and biostatistics, be assured I am wrong about infectious disease epi and statistics by a software engineer who has “read multiple FDA package inserts”

OLYMPIC WEEN! 🌭🌭 HOT DOG > SAUSAGE

I'm so proud of @FugueKate

@FugueKate I'm so proud of you two 🥹🥹

It’s me, hi. I’m the hot dog, it’s me.

@MechanicJay !!!!! @Stoic_Giraffe

It’s time.

@MechanicJay I'm so happy you're digging it!!

Growing up in North Jersey, I always had a strained relationship with New York City. I moved to the west coast 10 years ago….Maybe that was the right amount of distance and time. For the first time in my life, I’m 100% digging the NY vibe.

@Stoic_Giraffe GOOD

For some days now X has no clue what to feed me to try to make me depressed

@MechanicJay Classic

People keep leaving great stickers at the banner printing station!

Stoked to be working on a banner for a client. Now taking orders, tell your friends! #retro #vintage

@stauffmeister Thank youuuuu

@lamiki Happy birthday! 🎉

Switzerland wins #Eurovision2024 on my birthday. Coincidence? I think not.

Baby lasagna!!! #Eurovision2024

@stephpitera Oh, I have some good ones for you! Just dropped a few pitches in your DMs! 🧳

I'm looking for pitches from travel experts! Thinking people who have: -Been to dozens of all-inclusive resorts -Traveled to every region in Italy -Been to every Greek Island -Traveled on 20+ cruises -Etc! Please DM me with ideas. Rates start at $200

@MechanicJay @SalSaysWhat Omg

@SalSaysWhat It even works!

Let's check out this "World Wide Web" thing, I keep hearing about.

@MechanicJay This is so funny Good luck this weekend!

When your banner is twice as long as your display table...... #DotmatrixBannerProblems.

Chili, wine, and Catan. A fine close to the weekend!

Spending my Friday night in the US watching a classic. Tune in and watch @MechanicJay play a game from my childhood. 🎮