FugueKate🏳️‍🌈

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Anyone need a poker buddy for the 50/50 tomorrow in London? #pokerstars #womens #festival

@daraokearney Thank you!

@FugueKate As a general rule the last day 1 is the softest. So if you’re only playing once I’d play that one Have fun! It’s a great festival by all accounts

@daraokearney Hello! do you have advice on which day 1 to play for an amateur going to the women’s poker festival?

@daraokearney I played in my first in person satellite in 9 years- I busted just before the rebuy finished, bought in again and finished with a ticket. 35+10 (2x) and won a 240 entry! You’re the best, I recommended the satellite book to my club and I just started your GTO book.

@StarsSupport hello my account is restricted. I spoke to the Swiss (local) help desk and said it’s PS who have locked it. It said I would be notified if something additional was needed or the account would be unrestricted in a few minutes. What’s going on?

@daraokearney @Stapes Friends, while I did really well (21/77), I did not finish high enough to score a ticket. Thanks so much for the support! And to get this far was amazing!

@Stapes @FugueKate Good luck!

@daraokearney I read your satellite strategy book over the weekend and I just went from freeroll to $5 to $50 and hoping to make the next jumps to $300 and then to Barcelona to see @Stapes. Thanks!!

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Excited to see what Taylor Swift does with her perimenopausal Era!

If anyone passes a bookstore, can you please check if I’m in the new @GWR Guinness Book of World Records in the US edition? I’m not in the Swiss one. 😔

When you're an American dog but you've got a German girlfriend, you repurpose your costume at the German/Spain bronze medal match & pull off a clever pivot. Well played, Olympic Ween. Well played. Back to dog tomorrow. 🇺🇸🌭⚽️ #LFG

@SarahSpain No, I was rooting for USA in that game, but my girlfriend is German, so I dressed for Germany today, and we will go see USA vs Brazil tomorrow in our outfits now too. We’ve been very popular 😂

@FugueKate It’s you! The Olympic Ween! But wait.. were you rooting for Germany?

Oh hello

. @JonChampionJC

@CharissaGrace15 @SarahSpain The couple was the hot dog and the girl in the dirndl.

OLYMPIC WEEN! 🌭🌭 HOT DOG > SAUSAGE

It’s me, hi. I’m the hot dog, it’s me.

@NYNeoJoey Feed me!

15 YEARS?!

@Emilyorates 😆