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Lance Smith

@lanceypants13

•It’s called the American Dream because you gotta be asleep to believe it•

Jonesboro, AR Katılım Ekim 2015
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
New Yorkers with 16 or more speeding violations will now have to install devices in their cars to limit their driving speeds. The device will use GPS tracking to restrict how fast the car can drive to the posted speed limit. The device will be wired into the vehicle's onboard computer. If drivers refuse to install the device, their registrations will be revoked after 45 days.
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DocumentingLibs
DocumentingLibs@HistorianUSA1·
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT This absolute legend named Ricky just dropped the most honest, unfiltered TED Talk on alcoholism I’ve ever witnessed. “I love being drunk. I love getting fucked up. I’m a goddamn drunk alcoholic and I love it.” Bro pays his bills (most of the time), goes to work when needed, but his true passion is walking around the woods blasted, not knowing what the hell is going on in the world. “Stay drunk. Give it hell. You only got one go.” Ricky isn’t just drunk, he’s free. This man is my spirit animal. I’ve never felt more seen in my life. Who else is claiming Ricky as their life coach? 😂🍻
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Happy Motorhead
Happy Motorhead@HappyMotorhead·
What do you think? Is it just me, or does this look like a robot performing open-heart surgery on a car? 🤖🚗 ​Tires changed and balanced without even taking the wheels off—we’re officially living in the future. Though, I’m not sure how I feel about a machine being more efficient at its job than I am at making toast. 🍞🔥 ​What do you think? Would you trust the SmartBay robot with your ride, or are you sticking with the human touch? ​#SmartBay #FutureOfAuto #RobotMechanic #CarTech #TireChange #TechInnovation #AutoMaintenance #Innovation #Robotics
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Tansu Yegen
Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen·
A drone filmed a volcano erupting from above and it makes ground footage look useless 🌋
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Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
WATCH: A meteor streaked into Mayon Volcano in the Philippines as the volcano was erupting.
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🇺🇸🇺🇸DADA🇺🇲🇺🇲
These guys are taking the merry-go-round to a whole new level. Guys might do dumb things, but they are entertainment at its finest.
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MAGA X Times Daily News 🇺🇸
🚨 THE ENERGY STAR SCAM IS OFFICIALLY BUSTED 🚨 They’ve been plastering “Energy Star” stickers on your fridge, washer, and AC for decades — promising massive savings, lower bills, and “saving the planet.” It’s all a sham. Watch this brand-new Energy Star fridge get absolutely destroyed by an unrestored 86-year-old fridge that’s twice its size. The antique beast barely sips electricity. The “high-efficiency” modern one? Not even close. They’ve been gaslighting you into buying overpriced junk that dies faster while your power bill keeps climbing. Planned obsolescence wrapped in a green bow. Drop this in your feed and watch the normies lose their minds. Tag someone who just bought an “Energy Star” appliance 👇 #EnergyStarScam #ApplianceLies #TheyveBeenLyingToYou #WakeUpAmerica
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MKPD
MKPD@_mkpd·
This is what proper warfare looks like btw
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Insider Paper
Insider Paper@TheInsiderPaper·
JUST IN - An angry crowd set fire to part of a hospital at the epicentre of the Ebola outbreak in eastern DR Congo after relatives and friends of a young man believed to have died from the virus were stopped from taking his body for burial — BBC
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Doc Strangelove@DocStrangelove2·
The AK's cycling process without the gas tube. Contrary to popular belief, you can completely operate it without said tube.
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
Richard "Dick" Lasher was on his way to drive his dirt bike when Mount St Helens erupted on May 18, 1980. He spent the Saturday night packing some gear figuring he would head out first thing in the morning to get a look at the mountain. His plan was hitching his Yamaha IT enduro bike to the back of his Pinto, driving up to Spirit Lake, then exploring the area via dirt forest roads on the bike. Lasher drove down toward Spirit Lake from the north, likely dropping down from U.S. 12 and the town of Randle into the forest roads of the Gifford Pinchot National Forest. He possibly made it as far south as Forest Road 26 by 8:32 that morning of May 18. The time the volcano blew. And if he had made it to the lake, he would almost certainly have died. The sheer force of the blast lifted the lake out of its bed and propelled it about 85 stories into the air to splash onto adjacent mountain slopes. Luckily for him, and he did not realize until later just how lucky, he was on the opposite side of that ridge in front, because the entire forest was flattened from the ridge down, and he was in the lee side and protected from most of the blast. That's the photo: a red Ford Pinto with a blue dirt bike hitched to its bumper, angled across a forest road.
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Champagne Joshi
Champagne Joshi@JoshWalkos·
Hell fuckin’ yeah.
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Lance Smith
Lance Smith@lanceypants13·
@DerrickBailey10 @wholemars Now this is what we needed 10 years ago Derk. These queers don’t drink or party like we did back in the day. Just my personal opinion, but with sales data for supporting evidence lol
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The Daily Sneed™
The Daily Sneed™@Tr00peRR·
Nice dinner at a steak house for Mother’s Day status: ruined
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Echoes of War
Echoes of War@EchoesofWarYT·
245 years ago today, a 35-year-old Spanish nobleman fired a single artillery shell that redrew the map of North America, broke British power in the Gulf of Mexico, and arguably saved the American Revolution. His name was Bernardo de Gálvez. He's not in your textbook. He should be. When Spain entered the war against Britain in June 1779, the American cause was bleeding out. Washington's army was unpaid and shrinking. The Continental dollar was worth pennies. The British had taken Savannah and were preparing to take Charleston. France was helping, but France alone couldn't bankrupt the British Empire. Spain could. And in New Orleans sat the man who would prove it. Bernardo de Gálvez y Madrid was 33 years old, the governor of Spanish Louisiana, a battle-scarred career officer who had been wounded fighting Apaches in northern Mexico and Algerians in North Africa. The day he learned Spain had declared war, he didn't wait for orders from Madrid. He raised an army of Spanish regulars, Louisiana Creoles, free Black militia from New Orleans, Acadian refugees, German settlers, and Choctaw scouts, and he went on the attack. In three months he took Manchac, Baton Rouge, and Natchez. The next year he took Mobile. The British presence on the Gulf shrank to one last fortress. Pensacola, the capital of British West Florida, defended by Major General John Campbell with 1,500 redcoats, the 3rd Waldeck Regiment of German mercenaries, loyalist battalions from Maryland and Pennsylvania, and a powerful alliance of Creek and Choctaw warriors led by the brilliant mixed-race chief Alexander McGillivray. Gálvez arrived off Pensacola in March 1781 with 7,000 men and a fleet. The Spanish naval commander, Admiral Calbo de Irazábal, refused to enter Pensacola Bay. The entrance was narrow, raked by British guns at Fort Barrancas Coloradas, and treacherous with sandbars. So Gálvez did something insane. He boarded his own little brig, the Galveztown, hoisted his personal pennant, and sailed her into the bay alone, in full view of the British batteries, daring the Royal Navy to sink him. The British fired and missed. The Spanish fleet, shamed, followed him in. For this he was awarded the right to put the words "Yo Solo," meaning "I alone," on his coat of arms by the King of Spain. The siege ground on for two months. Gálvez was shot in the abdomen and the finger directing artillery and refused to leave the field. The British defenses at the Queen's Redoubt, also called the Crescent, held against everything thrown at them. And then, on the morning of May 8, 1781, a Spanish howitzer crew lofted a shell over the parapet. It dropped, by pure luck or perfect skill, directly into the open powder magazine. The explosion killed roughly 100 defenders in a single instant. Waldeck grenadiers, British regulars, loyalists, all gone. The blast tore the redoubt's wall open like paper. Spanish grenadiers and Louisiana militia poured through the breach within minutes and turned the captured British guns on the inner works. Campbell knew it was over. The next morning, May 9, white flags went up. By May 10 the entire province of West Florida belonged to Spain. Over 1,100 British troops marched out as prisoners of war. The strategic consequences were catastrophic for Britain. The Gulf Coast was lost. The Mississippi was a Spanish river from source to sea. Britain could no longer reinforce its southern armies by sea from the Caribbean, and the Royal Navy's Caribbean squadron had to be redeployed. Five months later, Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown, in a siege funded in part by 500,000 silver pesos that Gálvez and the people of Havana raised in a matter of days to pay French Admiral de Grasse's fleet to come north. Without that money, no French fleet. Without the French fleet, no Yorktown. Without Yorktown, no independence on those terms. Gálvez was made Count of Gálvez and Viscount of Galveztown. The bay he charted in Texas still bears his name, Galveston. His portrait hangs in the United States Capitol by act of Congress. In 2014, he was made an honorary citizen of the United States, an honor given to only eight people in American history, including Lafayette, Churchill, and Mother Teresa. He died of yellow fever in Mexico City at 40 years old, three years after the war ended. Most Americans have never heard his name.
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Lance Smith
Lance Smith@lanceypants13·
This prime example right here. Weird how we’re labeled the oppressors and the same ones deeming that label say we need stricter gun laws or no firearms at all, because they’re dangerous? No shit. Danger is a natural deterrent for all living things, including these dumbass punks.
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The Buck You Will
The Buck You Will@TheBuckYouWill·
SERIOUS FUCKING QUESTION. How in the absolute fuck does an ENTIRE race of people let trains become their natural apex predator? I mean, they are LITERALLY on fixed tracks and... ...THEY CAN'T FUCKING CHASE YOU!! (Yet, they are fucking successful hunters!!)
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