Lance Smith
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Lance Smith
@lanceypants13
•It’s called the American Dream because you gotta be asleep to believe it•
Jonesboro, AR Katılım Ekim 2015
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New Yorkers with 16 or more speeding violations will now have to install devices in their cars to limit their driving speeds.
The device will use GPS tracking to restrict how fast the car can drive to the posted speed limit.
The device will be wired into the vehicle's onboard computer.
If drivers refuse to install the device, their registrations will be revoked after 45 days.
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@DerrickBailey10 @DOGE @CameronBailey02 @MattLong02 It’s crazy people are incompetent enough to believe in his ideas and just him in general.
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This you, comrade? 🤡
x.com/zohrankmamdani…
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
This morning we are introducing COGE — the Commission on Government Efficiency. This Commission will find ways for our city to work smarter, faster, and more effectively for working people. New Yorkers deserve a city government as careful with their money as they are.
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MY SPIRIT ANIMAL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
This absolute legend named Ricky just dropped the most honest, unfiltered TED Talk on alcoholism I’ve ever witnessed.
“I love being drunk. I love getting fucked up. I’m a goddamn drunk alcoholic and I love it.”
Bro pays his bills (most of the time), goes to work when needed, but his true passion is walking around the woods blasted, not knowing what the hell is going on in the world.
“Stay drunk. Give it hell. You only got one go.”
Ricky isn’t just drunk, he’s free. This man is my spirit animal. I’ve never felt more seen in my life. Who else is claiming Ricky as their life coach? 😂🍻
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What do you think?
Is it just me, or does this look like a robot performing open-heart surgery on a car? 🤖🚗
Tires changed and balanced without even taking the wheels off—we’re officially living in the future. Though, I’m not sure how I feel about a machine being more efficient at its job than I am at making toast. 🍞🔥
What do you think? Would you trust the SmartBay robot with your ride, or are you sticking with the human touch?
#SmartBay #FutureOfAuto #RobotMechanic #CarTech #TireChange #TechInnovation #AutoMaintenance #Innovation #Robotics
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I really love this footage of a Pershing fighting a Panther in 1945 Cologne
To this day some of the cleanest tank warfare footage from WW2 ever
໊@P0PKULTURE
POST A VIDEO YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF
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@DerrickBailey10 @Breaking911 History caught on camera, I’m sure we’ll never see that again.
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🚨 THE ENERGY STAR SCAM IS OFFICIALLY BUSTED 🚨
They’ve been plastering “Energy Star” stickers on your fridge, washer, and AC for decades — promising massive savings, lower bills, and “saving the planet.”
It’s all a sham.
Watch this brand-new Energy Star fridge get absolutely destroyed by an unrestored 86-year-old fridge that’s twice its size.
The antique beast barely sips electricity.
The “high-efficiency” modern one? Not even close.
They’ve been gaslighting you into buying overpriced junk that dies faster while your power bill keeps climbing. Planned obsolescence wrapped in a green bow.
Drop this in your feed and watch the normies lose their minds.
Tag someone who just bought an “Energy Star” appliance 👇
#EnergyStarScam #ApplianceLies #TheyveBeenLyingToYou #WakeUpAmerica
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"The Pentagon releasing dozens of new videos of unidentified flying objects..."
WAR.GOV/UFO
Department of War 🇺🇸@DeptofWar
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@DerrickBailey10 @Rainmaker1973 @Aristos_Revenge Man, what a time to have been alive. Even under those circumstances lol
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Richard "Dick" Lasher was on his way to drive his dirt bike when Mount St Helens erupted on May 18, 1980.
He spent the Saturday night packing some gear figuring he would head out first thing in the morning to get a look at the mountain.
His plan was hitching his Yamaha IT enduro bike to the back of his Pinto, driving up to Spirit Lake, then exploring the area via dirt forest roads on the bike.
Lasher drove down toward Spirit Lake from the north, likely dropping down from U.S. 12 and the town of Randle into the forest roads of the Gifford Pinchot National Forest.
He possibly made it as far south as Forest Road 26 by 8:32 that morning of May 18.
The time the volcano blew.
And if he had made it to the lake, he would almost certainly have died. The sheer force of the blast lifted the lake out of its bed and propelled it about 85 stories into the air to splash onto adjacent mountain slopes.
Luckily for him, and he did not realize until later just how lucky, he was on the opposite side of that ridge in front, because the entire forest was flattened from the ridge down, and he was in the lee side and protected from most of the blast.
That's the photo: a red Ford Pinto with a blue dirt bike hitched to its bumper, angled across a forest road.

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@DerrickBailey10 @JoshWalkos @Aristos_Revenge I’m glad to be on the same side of the guys doing this crazy shit. Fucking flew dude.
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@DerrickBailey10 @wholemars Now this is what we needed 10 years ago Derk. These queers don’t drink or party like we did back in the day. Just my personal opinion, but with sales data for supporting evidence lol
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@Tr00peRR We have multiple angles of their behavior in their natural habitat. Crankay!!!
Amiri King@AmiriKing
A family has the most epic chimp-out at Arthur’s Steakhouse in Little Rock over God knows what. ‘I have 30 million followers!’ Who is this woman and what is her deal?
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245 years ago today, a 35-year-old Spanish nobleman fired a single artillery shell that redrew the map of North America, broke British power in the Gulf of Mexico, and arguably saved the American Revolution. His name was Bernardo de Gálvez. He's not in your textbook. He should be.
When Spain entered the war against Britain in June 1779, the American cause was bleeding out. Washington's army was unpaid and shrinking. The Continental dollar was worth pennies. The British had taken Savannah and were preparing to take Charleston. France was helping, but France alone couldn't bankrupt the British Empire.
Spain could. And in New Orleans sat the man who would prove it.
Bernardo de Gálvez y Madrid was 33 years old, the governor of Spanish Louisiana, a battle-scarred career officer who had been wounded fighting Apaches in northern Mexico and Algerians in North Africa. The day he learned Spain had declared war, he didn't wait for orders from Madrid. He raised an army of Spanish regulars, Louisiana Creoles, free Black militia from New Orleans, Acadian refugees, German settlers, and Choctaw scouts, and he went on the attack.
In three months he took Manchac, Baton Rouge, and Natchez. The next year he took Mobile. The British presence on the Gulf shrank to one last fortress. Pensacola, the capital of British West Florida, defended by Major General John Campbell with 1,500 redcoats, the 3rd Waldeck Regiment of German mercenaries, loyalist battalions from Maryland and Pennsylvania, and a powerful alliance of Creek and Choctaw warriors led by the brilliant mixed-race chief Alexander McGillivray.
Gálvez arrived off Pensacola in March 1781 with 7,000 men and a fleet. The Spanish naval commander, Admiral Calbo de Irazábal, refused to enter Pensacola Bay. The entrance was narrow, raked by British guns at Fort Barrancas Coloradas, and treacherous with sandbars. So Gálvez did something insane. He boarded his own little brig, the Galveztown, hoisted his personal pennant, and sailed her into the bay alone, in full view of the British batteries, daring the Royal Navy to sink him. The British fired and missed. The Spanish fleet, shamed, followed him in. For this he was awarded the right to put the words "Yo Solo," meaning "I alone," on his coat of arms by the King of Spain.
The siege ground on for two months. Gálvez was shot in the abdomen and the finger directing artillery and refused to leave the field. The British defenses at the Queen's Redoubt, also called the Crescent, held against everything thrown at them. And then, on the morning of May 8, 1781, a Spanish howitzer crew lofted a shell over the parapet. It dropped, by pure luck or perfect skill, directly into the open powder magazine.
The explosion killed roughly 100 defenders in a single instant. Waldeck grenadiers, British regulars, loyalists, all gone. The blast tore the redoubt's wall open like paper. Spanish grenadiers and Louisiana militia poured through the breach within minutes and turned the captured British guns on the inner works. Campbell knew it was over.
The next morning, May 9, white flags went up. By May 10 the entire province of West Florida belonged to Spain. Over 1,100 British troops marched out as prisoners of war.
The strategic consequences were catastrophic for Britain. The Gulf Coast was lost. The Mississippi was a Spanish river from source to sea. Britain could no longer reinforce its southern armies by sea from the Caribbean, and the Royal Navy's Caribbean squadron had to be redeployed. Five months later, Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown, in a siege funded in part by 500,000 silver pesos that Gálvez and the people of Havana raised in a matter of days to pay French Admiral de Grasse's fleet to come north.
Without that money, no French fleet. Without the French fleet, no Yorktown. Without Yorktown, no independence on those terms.
Gálvez was made Count of Gálvez and Viscount of Galveztown. The bay he charted in Texas still bears his name, Galveston. His portrait hangs in the United States Capitol by act of Congress. In 2014, he was made an honorary citizen of the United States, an honor given to only eight people in American history, including Lafayette, Churchill, and Mother Teresa.
He died of yellow fever in Mexico City at 40 years old, three years after the war ended.
Most Americans have never heard his name.

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This prime example right here. Weird how we’re labeled the oppressors and the same ones deeming that label say we need stricter gun laws or no firearms at all, because they’re dangerous? No shit. Danger is a natural deterrent for all living things, including these dumbass punks.
PATTERN RECOGNITION LAB@ItsMrsWilkes
Worked like a charm.
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