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@landfilth

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lmao Katılım Kasım 2012
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Whoever is reading this is going to be really disappointed
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@dyingscribe Sure, if the required time to make it well is available
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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
Look, I hate peanut butter. I hate jelly. I’m not going to love them just because they’re together. In fact, I hate most fruit fillings let’s be real And peanut butter is just disgusting I’m sorry your parents made you love that garbage
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@dyingscribe "Who deserves nothing but the worst" "No, not that! That's too bad!"
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Maw@TheEbonyMaw·
Driving my 6y/o son somewhere, playing music on my phone. Son: Dad? Me: Yeah? Son: What’s this music from? Me: Oh, it’s from a game called Skyrim. It’s a fantasy game with swords & dragons & stuff. I played it well over 10 years ago. Son: Oh wow. Me: Yeah this is the music that plays whenever a dragon comes to fight you. Son: Oh! Me: Yea. Son:…..Dad? Me: Uh huh? Son: Can I watch you play Skyrim? Me: I mean… I would have to buy it. Son: You should buy Skyrim. (Guess I’m gonna play Skyrim soon.)
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If you scroll long enough on YouTube shorts you will start to see demons
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Leave it to a 20+ year old game to remind me that I'm a 'specialist' and not a 'talent'
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Wings from a Mexican restaurant
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Wives when suddenly made up taskes don't get done
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Guy who says "silence is violence" and then never makes a another peep
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Should be ottoman maxing tbh
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Tummy hort
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Straight cheese to the dome
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RAZORWIRE@RazorwireRPG·
"I actually don't like the Old Fallout games, isometric games are ugly. I much prefer Fallout 4 and 76"
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Carlos That Notices Things@QuetzalPhoenix·
"I'm telling you man, the history of man is the history of war. The earth is a battlefield and life is a spiritual battlefield and this platform is a memetic battlefield, you have to embrace it" "Dude, I just saw you cry watching Kiki's Delivery Service" "...nevertheless"
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Accidentally hit my cats head on some furniture while lifting her up. Brb gunna kms
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