pussydestroyer

no daprtpt5 notice so i put dan and phil in my blender

i haven't showered ALL YEAR 🤣🤣🤣

read this as: it’s givingggg… tuesday

i am deeply in love with daniel howell

@yeehawodyssey lowkey i think you were hit with the prophesy. god was fr speaking through you bro

@laniisonfire LIKE KINDA!!!!!!!

Wait what if it's an "in every universe" calendar......

@dnphriends has nobody said aziraphil yet or am i just late to the party

WELCOME BACK CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE

@starwbny dil??? 💔

the rest were either adopted or unplanned

yeah but lowkey a lot of people need to hear it

@wandre_yall it is, dan and phil installed it on their new podcast set

@laniisonfire That looks like a bad dragon dildo in a vat.

they better never let me onto that set

@fishisnotcool what do you think? 💋

@laniisonfire marry me?

my physics homework is starting to look less like math and more like forbidden ancient runes

@fishisnotcool i try

@laniisonfire fuck you’re incredible

@fishisnotcool would it help if i told you i did most of this in the middle of a 20mg edible

@laniisonfire you’re lowkey kinda scary

@fishisnotcool actually lowkey i'm kind of loving it

@laniisonfire fair enough it does look very scary

@hal6yon i'm having a blast

@laniisonfire ah qft

@fishisnotcool only to share my misery (i'll look in occassionally)

@laniisonfire you’re back??

party at my house 9th doctor fans: 2€ 10th doctor fans: BANNED 11th doctor fans: 5€ cishet male 12th doctor fans above the age of 30: 50€ queer 12th doctor fans: the host 13th doctor fans: FREE + you get to pick the music 14th doctor fans: BANNED 15th doctor fans: FREE

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