eliana is tired

respectfully AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@AmazingPhil @danielhowell The two of you.

@AmazingPhil @danielhowell hand holding is reserved for Aprils fools ONLY!

omg he proposed!!!!!

I don’t care what religion you do or don’t follow just pray with me for this weekend

I fear I’m only genuinely really smart about things that will never matter

The Onion still being in business is a god damn miracle man

autistic and never had sex i’m gonna neuro die virgin

ICE in airports sounds great, I often find myself wishing someone would shoot me in the head when I'm waiting in line at security.

67 is gaining popularity over 69 because the economy is struggling. They want you to settle for smaller numbers. Shrinkflation.

i jsut started crying because i realized phil lester is older than sidney crosby

When God sings with his creations, the philadelphia flyers will Not be part of the choir.

day just became AWFUL

🚨 Dan and Phil confirm “Hard Launch” are were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a male podcast began. Congratulations 🎉

Zoom in. Macklin just scored. Look at all the faces. Some pretty hilarious reactions.

This is how every Senna discourse should end in

this fp1 be like: yellow flag someone is out someone is out again vsc yellow flag someone is out

70 yesterday and snowing today,,,, this must’ve been how they felt at the beginning of hadestown

honestly given apple’s attachment to gluing everything down, and what a long-term company it is, and the economic outlook for the next few years, “they’re finally selling something you can buy new parts for when you can’t afford a full unit upgrade” feels kinda like a *bad* sign

“let shane pick ilya up for once,” I say into the microphone. the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks from the back of the room. “she’s right,” the voice says. it’s ilya rozanov himself