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when someone asks you who led the khmer rouge but you just took a big bite of baked potato
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crash test dumbass
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@lapenseesausage
weatherly, stiff, and fast. able to construe xenophon as well as cicero.
Vermont, USA Katılım Şubat 2009
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approaching a dog that hates men to get its read on my gender
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tautology man, tautology man, does whatever a tautology can
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nobody’s really seeing my tweets these days but if just one more person lays eyes on roberto then i’ve done good in the world o7
roberto updates 🇵🇸@robertoupdates
not one thought
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what do you mean “will trent”? how should i know if he will?
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@lucaisharsh for me my the changes in my singing voice have been one of the best things about being on T, but i have had to change to karaoke repertoire. i did rock a rendition of thank god im a country boy the other night
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@toutovlepo if made to do this i would swiftly [redacted]
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My wife’s work is making her and her coworkers do an ai generated escape room 😭
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so guys, you oozing? cause if not, then buddy — you’re losing.
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@toutovlepo perhaps only teen prodigy lawyers? (who seem to make up most of the legal profession in ace attorney)
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Wait lawyers actually get badges? I thought that was an ace attorney thing…
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez
17-year-old girl breaks her brother’s record to become California’s youngest lawyer 👩⚖️
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Shall I compare thee to a Summers day? Actually I shan’t, it wouldn’t be favorable.
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daughter’s first birthday and her gift to the world is the death of dick cheney!
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