la pinche fish

Men who have actual relationships with women usually know this because they see us without makeup and even naked sometimes.

don’t really feel like washing my face tonight, so i’m going to pretend to fall asleep on the couch. the body protects you from acne when it thinks you didn’t do it on purpose.

COMO SE CALLABAN JUAN Y EWROON CUANDO VIERON BAJAR A ALONDRA QUE SILENCIO INCOMODO JAKSKSJAJSA

Casi escupe el agua cuando escuchó su voz jajajajajaja

@sakivsiil How is this valid? is that not mikes KFC truck? I’m not really caught up but I’ve seen a couple clips, from what I saw tubbo tore down Katie and mikes kfc and Mike came back and fixed it how he wanted it, as it was half his business, yes?

VALID CRASHOUT Q!TUBBO AMEN this is how I'd also react when my purpose was messed with also "I don't destroy anything I only create stuff" hmm something something Creation something create mod amen

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Holy demon

This little girl has been coming to this neighbor’s house and trashing her stuff. She pulls out her water hose, knocks over her planters, but one day, the neighbor is home and follows her to her house. As the little girl’s mom stands outside with her daughter, it’s the neighbor making her apologize. Why isn’t the mother making her? The mother didn’t even apologize and she’s standing there fixing her daughter’s hair. I think the neighbor handled it as well as can be. She was very polite. Ms. Destiny is a lovely lady and an angel. But something is off with the little girl. The mother seems off as well. Something isn’t right at that house. Some are suggesting that she call the police just to check in on the situation at their home. What do you think? Does it seem off? Would you call the police out of concern?

@OneBadDude_ It’s amazing what the comments are like when it’s white people in the video. Had this been black people, comments would be saying ghetto and things alike.

the reason men say shit like this isnt because they are defending sykkuno its because they are defending themselves

@Sykkuno Set aside the fact that it’s just morally wrong to cheat on your partner. There’s a physical risk of spreading STDS that CAN lead to cancers and fatality. If that message is actually written by the girlfriend she needs to WAKE UP. And NOBODY should agree that it’s redeemable.

A message from me and my girlfriend

Las mujeres: los hombres no nos permitían entrar a la universidad Los hombres: nosotros nos MORÍAMOS (a manos de otros hombres) (siguiendo órdenes de hombres) (en guerras iniciadas por hombres) y las feministas no hacían nada !!!!!

@jermavelii Not only that but they are super super likely to outlive their owners. Very sad for the bird

agent says he found out why maya tells people not to purchase parrots

@bobolots @simsimmaaz She had heart issues and was told not to drink so much caffeine and did it anyway I’m pretty sure.

@simsimmaaz also x.com/bobolots/statu…

Yes. Yes it is lmao

los hombres no saben aceptar el rechazo

ALO THOUGHT FOOLISH WAS A PLUSHIE SITTING BESIDE HER 😭😭😭💀💀💀

#molly: escúchame cucurucho, necesitamos que vengas, somos tres mujeres completamente virgenes, three virgin woman #alondra: bueno mi novia me mete los deditos #molly: NO, A NADIE DE AQUI LE HAN METIDO UN DEDO ESTOY LLORANDO

maxo le dijo a molly que iba a ver su stream para ayudarla Y EMPEZÓ A POSAR PARA HACERSE LA LINDA LA AMO JAJSKSJAJAJA

내가 되고싶은 이상적인 여성상:

@ilySalt Maybe I’m too woke…

StableRonaldo just permanently scarred Jasontheween after he opened his door and saw an entire forest 👀😭

I saw this on campus the other day, the group of boys running it were very publicly touching eachother and would add a tally to No when one of them grew an erection

The NBA needs to bring back virtual fans😭