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@yanndine routines please

I put the entire Claude Routines Playbook into ONE Notion doc. 8 sections. No fluff. - What routines actually are and how they replace n8n: same event fires, Claude reads natural language instructions, output lands in Slack or your CRM without a single drag-and-drop node built - Full routine setup in under 5 minutes: name, description as a numbered SOP, model selection, environment config, trigger, and connectors all from one screen - The three trigger types and when to use each: schedule for fixed cadence workflows, API call for passing data payloads from Claude Code, webhook for firing automatically when Fireflies finishes a transcript or a prospect signs a proposal - How to connect Gmail, Slack, and every other tool via OAuth once and reference them by name in every routine prompt forever - How to write a routine prompt that works every time without you watching: numbered SOP structure, explicit finish line, named connectors, and the three things that make outputs unpredictable - Three production routines worth stealing: daily inbox drafter running at 5:10am, transcript to proposal firing from a Fireflies webhook, and a field monitor sending signal digests to Slack in under 2 minutes of setup - How to convert any existing n8n workflow into a routine by pasting the JSON into Claude Code and letting it translate the node chain into a natural language prompt automatically - The decision rule for routines vs n8n: when to build new, when to convert, and when high-frequency mechanical workflows should stay exactly where they are This is the setup I would have KILLED for before spending hours building n8n node chains for workflows that should have taken 5 minutes to describe in plain language and wire to a connector. Like + comment "ROUTINES" and I'll send it over (must be connected for priority access)

@desarfes @maxwelltani that's who I always guess it is.

@maxwelltani My guess for the anonymous donor

NPR today announced a $113 million philanthropic investment, including what it says is the largest gift by a living donor in its history

@rockmycoffee BOOMCHA BOOM CHA. LOVE IT

Boomcha forever.

@Pogue malicious compliance 😂 I love it

My employer has a new, astronomically awful expense-reporting system. Opaque, inefficient, and mind-bogglingly duplicative. Am I being too much of a smartass?

@notauntblazer @simsimmaaz I agree

@bobolots @simsimmaaz this isn’t on alani, this is on her parents

Yes. Yes it is lmao

@chi_quiero dang that hair cut is perfection and she's a master at doing her hair

She says it's a bixie.... I thought we call 'em pixie? The difference the blow dry alone made....amazing!😍😍 The finished hair! 👌👌😘 You might want to bring out your pen and paper for this one. She's listed the products she used. 😉

@zoostationradio so many! I wish they would perform Van Diemens Land too.

Explore U2's darkest song from The Joshua Tree. Exit's haunting lyrics, Charles Manson trial connection, and evolution from live staple to retired track. U2101 - Exit u2radio.com/2016/10/u2101-…

@TheReelRandom HAHAHHA

For those also on a GLP-1 journey… it’s your sternum… I know, I freaked out too… it’s ok, we all have them apparently. I just forgot.

@OnlyTruthHmm @Pontifex exactly x.com/bobolots/statu…

@Pontifex It seems maga is ok with people who manipulate religion for their own purposes. Who knew!

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

@ChildPleez007 oh my goodness

Yikes

@oku_yungx thanks

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@joshthetree_ YESSSS this album is so fun

Are you a fan of #U2 Discotheque?

But this is fine??? JD Vance can go straight to his version of hell.

@timjacobwise gravemoggiing

So I guess we can add overdosemaxxing to the list of vapid streamer boy vernacular now. What's next? Ventilatormaxxing? Feedingtubemaxxing? Maybe if we get to funeralmaxxing this 15-minutes-of-fame-chasing-bullshit can be over with.

@GeauxGabrielle that makes sense, every restroom there is public - no one wants to do that in public.

New York is the first state that allows menstrual cups to be donated and we have donated to every women’s prison in that state but we refuse to donate menstrual cups cause the women DONT want them. And these companies think it’s just ME being a fucking bitch 😂

@jkbjournalist this is why he talks smack about these cases

A 90-year-old woman emailed me this week. She told me she was raped by her doctor 60 years ago. "A woman lawyer told me not to prosecute him because I would be dragged through the mud," she explained. I get emails like this almost every day. These women aren't asking me for anything, except to acknowledge them and their pain. They want the world to understand that they have been silenced by a system in which men say "eight years ago?" as if there is a deadline that expired for their trauma.

@jasondoesstuff following, because me too! these look great!

Problem: New github repos drop too fast and I don't have time to figure out if they're relevant to me. Solution: Have Claude build me a "magazine" that summarizes most popular repos 📈 of the last week AND how they could be applied to my businesses ✅. Prompt below...

@Igottafigh64510 does he have an ig? I love the soundtracking dude's complaint!!! 😂😂

My brother didn’t miss a beat, why can’t some people mind the business that pays them? I applaud the way he handled Mr Nosy Ass😂😂😂😂😂

@Mandi_Rae_1 @tiff4mahogany I'm amazed at how high in the air he gets.

@tiff4mahogany Watched it again bc his spikes are absolute murder! 🏐👑

They can’t do nothing with him!