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The greats are on Stephen Colbert. Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Jon Oliver, and Seth Meyers! This may never happen again!!! Strike Force Five Is And Always Will Be: Kimmel, Fallon, Meyers, Oliver ... youtu.be/iU3PSAAgbrU?si… via @YouTube

My cat Poppie is showing off her claws.

Post the recent photo of your pet on your phone. I’ll go first. No cheating 😂

@TheRickWilson Good job!

Sure. This will be airing during Donald Trump‘s golf tournament this weekend. On the golf channel. At his club.

@GPAIndiana Hairpins for curlers.

Cleaning out my mother's things today and I hit the jackpot—a whole cache of what I can only assume are the tiniest spoons in existence. I've spent the last hour trying to figure out their purpose, and I'm genuinely baffled. 🤔

Filling his diaper with poo.

@MysterySolvents Cutting holes in the White House to let in the mice, since the rats have already invaded the White House!

What is RFK Jr. doing to prepare the country for the Hantavirus?

@EchoRadios You never needed a license to use a walkie-talkie.

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King Charles III enlists creature couriers to congratulate David Attenbo... youtu.be/I1D9YF0YapQ?si… via @YouTube

How can this be legal? These new Flock Cameras measure your speed in different areas and average it to give you a ticket! Colorado's Speed Camera Trap Just Got Way More Aggressive youtu.be/7lUrpK9hCDo?si… via @YouTube

@jimmykimmel05, Mr. Newberger was thinking of you when he created his newest video. NEW GAMESHOW - What's A Joke? youtu.be/VaCODWBD7h0?si… via @YouTube

Kash Patel, jumping into action last night... Footage of Kash Patel during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shoo... youtube.com/shorts/txKgnwf… via @YouTube

Here is a bunch of fun animals. Private Tour of California's Craziest Backyard Animal Rescue youtu.be/OYOOUdUKgJg?si… via @YouTube

Seth will be in Denver on May 8th! Trump Posts 22-Year-Old Article About The Apprentice on Truth Social youtu.be/s8OykKsNGTM?si… via @YouTube

Quickly bulk delete emails in Gmail | 3 Quick Techniques youtu.be/hPgGkM5vkJY?si… via @YouTube

@TruthTrumpPost First,, you put blood on your head and now this. You need some serious mental health help before you hurt yourself!

President Trump Posts on TruthSocial. “And now, the end is near / And so I face the final curtain… 
Regrets, I’ve had a few / But then again, too few to mention… 
I did it my way.”

NEW LINCOLN PROJECT AD: Trump for Pope youtu.be/QfV4WTx0LDk?si… via @YouTube

Hope endures despite coldness...

@creepydotorg Jon Stewart

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?