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I’m just posting something funny so I can pin it to my profile

@RpsAgainstTrump Sir this is a Wendy’s

Vance: “My wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane because she and I have an agreement she's not gonna do that, because I don't want my wife jumping out of an airplane”

@peylincarroll @PHNX_Dbacks He seems like a great person too (good job Mom and Dad!), everytime my kids have seen him he’s stopped at said hi and signed things if he was able to

Happy 500th career game, Corbin! Enjoy the moment. We love to watch you play!

@MallymkunMousey That first pic is perfect

I normally only post these on instagram.. but here are some of my favorites from our engagement photos 😋🫶💍

@creosote_rain @kkdumez You know she’s also white…

@kkdumez Are you trashing us in this book? Is it a hit piece on how "white women ruined everything?" Your tagline feels like fodder for those who hate us. I feel sad you would potentially give them more fuel.

5 years after JESUS AND JOHN WAYNE, I’m thrilled to announce my next book, LIVE LAUGH LOVE. It’s a book about Jen Hatmaker and Joanna Gaines and LuLaRoe and Little House and Elisabeth Elliot and Hallmark movies and Erika Kirk. And it’s a book about power—

@MelissasProduce @Nationals @Yankees @Angels Nationals

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@YellowTuxJesse Chase Field! No more minor league parks in the valley, get a 48,000 person stadium full

Where should we bring Banana Ball in 2027? What venue would be crazy?

@billiongjgly In seminary one prof explained this is probably better translated married-un instead of unmarried, meaning divorced.

Can someone pls explain this Bible verse to me 😩😩

Umpire: Mike Muchlinski Final: White Sox 0, Marlins 10 #WhiteSox // #FightinFish #CWSvsMIA // #MIAvsCWS More stats for this ump 👇 umpscorecards.com/data/single-um…

@MrAzSports @Matthew_M81 Crazy

@Matthew_M81 After

Sooo. Did someone fall from the third level of the Dbacks game to the first level of the game? Trying to find out more

@805Relok @Sword_0f_Truths @theficouple I paid $6K to the dentist last year, it’s not just the visit it’s paying for it

@Sword_0f_Truths @theficouple How often does someone need to go to the doctors like wth lmao

Here's the math: A single person earning $70,000/yr takes home ~$4,500/mo after tax. A realistic budget: -$1,200/mo: Rent -$400/mo: Food - $330/mo: Transportation - $280/mo Utilities/phone - $500/mo: Fun ...Living within their means lets them invest ~$1,600/mo.

@kingofpotassium Love the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Savannah Bananas. Come to Chase Field already!

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@SACANMike @babybeginner

@babybeginner Ah, this is the content I can enjoy while taking a break!

Some days you can’t love social media enough. This is one of those days. It began like this. Someone stole 12 tons of KitKats. And then the replies started coming in. Scroll down.

@MrAzSports What in the Costco is this abomination?

Diamondbacks Baseball is back at Chase Field. This is your friendly reminder you can bring in outside food into the ballpark.

@StateDept I seriously thought this was satire for a minute

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country.

@Thedon9994 @albertmohler No way they affirm that either, good strawman though

@albertmohler “Come as you are…unless you’re gay, then suddenly we’re strict literalists.” Funny how a loving same-sex couple gets lectured at the door, but a pedophile who mumbles the magic sinner’s prayer gets a hug, a testimony slot, & a ‘praise God for redemption.’ Priorities are wild

"If a homosexual "married" couple walks into your church, you want them to hear the gospel. But you can't affirm what Scripture makes clear is not real and is contrary to nature. You can't bless what Scripture condemns." From The Briefing on March 20: ow.ly/y1wk50YzWvL

@Variety If Colbert is writing it I have a lot of confidence it’ll be accurate and good

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@aarongordon26 @SleeperDbacks He had that great game and then sucked after that

@SleeperDbacks What ever happened to Seth Beer and Locklear?

The 2026 #DBacks position players looks to be set:👇 C - Gabriel Moreno 1B - Carlos Santana 2B - Ketel Marte SS - Geraldo Perdomo 3B - Nolan Arenado OF: Corbin Carroll, Jordan Lawlar, Alek Thomas DH: Tim Tawa BENCH: James McCann, Pavin Smith, Jorge Barrosa, Ildemaro Vargas.

@crumbl 🌺

springing into a new week with a GIVEAWAY! 🌼🌿 i'm picking 3 people to send a mini 3-pack to! to enter: 🌷follow us 🌷like this tweet 🌷 leave a flower emoji down below!

@PHNX_Dbacks Wait I’ve seen this one

Bullpen appears to be Paul Sewald, Kevin Ginkel, Ryan Thompson, Taylor Clarke, and Jonathan Loáisiga. Andrew Hoffmann, Philip Abner, and Brandyn Garcia are in the mix for the final spots. D-backs could still add a LHP.