Larry Shulman

@InsideLucysHead So true!

Keir Starmer walked into a bank to cash a cheque... When he’s called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?" The teller replied, "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Keir said, "Truthfully (yea right 🙄), I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I’m the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom." The teller said, "Yes yer tool, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors, forgers, and requirements of the legislation etc, I must insist on seeing ID." Keir said, “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they’ll tell you. Everybody knows who I am." The teller said, "I’m sorry, yer W⚓️, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them". Getting a bit agitated, Keir snapped, “C'mon woman, I’m urging you, please, to cash this cheque.." The teller said, "Look here yer bare faced liar, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Keir, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you? Keir Starmer stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, there’s nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do, and I don't have a clue." With a big smile, the teller said, "Will that be large or small notes, Mr Starmer?

@alphafox Sad, but also funny.

Tiger Woods at rehab: 😂

@donnac8xcbk3 Hi.

Do b00bies make you happy? Say Hi and I’ll send you a b00bie pic

@RGeorgeMichael That’s one classic lady.

Iranian here with a message for every single American who voted for President Trump: Thank you. God bless President Trump. God bless the US Military. God bless America. 🇺🇸

@ofcrdeonjoseph Deon, I don’t agree with your opinion, but you certainly have a right to express it. It takes fortitude to stand up to others and say something is wrong. Stay strong dude, you’re on the right path.

I don’t care if you get mad. I reserve the right to criticize the president.

@AntiLeftMemes Aunt Ester from Sanford and son.

@TheGussReport @RepRoKhanna @CapehartJ @JaxAlemany @EugeneDaniels2 @MSNOWNews @TheWeekendMSNOW @RoKhanna Can’t do that. The pardon authority is plenary to the president, granted by the constitution.

@RepRoKhanna, I agree that the presidential pardon power should be curtailed. Where were you when Biden / auto-pen was abusing it??? @CapehartJ @JaxAlemany @EugeneDaniels2 @MSNOWNews @TheWeekendMSNOW @RoKhanna

🤣🤣🤣 We rule!

@pdougmc @bklynboyz54 @RealJamesWoods Actually, yes. Immunity comes from English common law, that the king can do no wrong. It’s centuries old.

@bklynboyz54 @RealJamesWoods So the Founding Fathers inspired the Presidential Immunity decision?

Does any rational American sincerely believe this person operates at the same level of critical thinking as her fellow Justices? #AutopenAnomaly

@BrezinaShe50337 @6463dc @itscarterhughes Article I, section 6

@6463dc @itscarterhughes Where in the constitution does it mention paying Congress?

🚨HOLY COW: Sen. Rick Scott is now working to SUSPEND all paychecks for members of Congress during a Govt. shutdown. "We shouldn't get paid if we don't do our job." Do you agree with Sen. Scott?

@HiegertJosh @6463dc @itscarterhughes Article I, section 6

@6463dc @itscarterhughes Where in the Constitution does it say this? Asking for real?

@alexa5o5 @6463dc @itscarterhughes There most certainly is. Article I, section 6.

@6463dc @itscarterhughes There's nothing in constitution saying they r guaranteed to get paid wtf

@shane8869 @6463dc @itscarterhughes Changing the constitution requires more than an act of Congress. Three fourths of the states must ratify.

@6463dc @itscarterhughes "he" alone can't, nor is proposing a bill supposed to imply. But That's what amendments are, change in the Constitution. So yes, someone can inflict change to the Constitution, if approved by Congress. Looks like u need civics class

@atensnut Advocating violence is not protected speech.

Great news. Another Azzhole fired!!

@RealJamesWoods That’s a political decision, not a legal one for the courts.

This is so obvious, why even ask?

@abc7newsbayarea This article is very misleading. Regular federal employees must receive back pay by law. But federal contractors are not covered by the law and that’s the group that is in jeopardy.

Trump administration threatens no back pay for federal workers in shutdown abc7ne.ws/4nQ1D1Z

@Osint613 Now that’s funny. 👍

Tomorrow is “National Hezbollah Pager” day Beeb Beep 📟

Prime Minister @netanyahu RESPONDS to allegations of IDF soldiers shooting Gaza civilians at food stations. 👉 “They were shooting the drivers, they were taking the the food. They took the lion’s share for themselves, and the remainder, they sold at exorbitant prices to the Gazan population. So they were actually stealing food from their own people.” Watch the full exchange here: youtu.be/nCYJtlEQadk

@ofcrdeonjoseph I thought CJ was your twin brother. Didn’t know you were triplets with one living in Chicago.

LOL. Someone is using my image on a dating site to catfish someone. Well Jose…. You picked a good one. You are a handsome dude.