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@lasdeeee

United, Lakers, Chiefs, 🇳🇬

Katılım Ağustos 2021
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david@lasdeeee·
@eurofootcom “you don’t have the facilities for that big man”
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scotty@scottythethotie·
@Mayhamiii_ Wait I’m slow so i thought they meant the straight a student came up with excuses to not do the project and revealed they were a single mom lmfao
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May@Mayhamiii_·
in college, my professor paired me with the 4 laziest dumbest boys in my class because i can "handle them". i just did nothing too since my exam grade was enough for me to pass that class and we all failed the assignment
simón 🐇@jeytiripilled

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david@lasdeeee·
@PLuoncho @CandiceLikesYou why is the weirdo being “dragged” what you’re stuck on rather than the weird behavior 😭😭and wdym dragged bruh no one but himself knows who he is and if he sees it, even better so he can improve himself
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Poncho Luoncho@PLuoncho·
@CandiceLikesYou It’s easy. He was wrong. Full stop. But it happened so should have just blocked him and moved on. That she’s dragging him for internet clout is the reason for the pushback.
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Ballislife.com@Ballislife·
19 YEARS AGO TODAY 👑 22 y/o LEBRON had one of the greatest Playoff performances ever 48 PTS, 9 REB, 7 AST 25 straight PTS (11/13 FG) 29 of Cavs last 30 Game Winner 2nd OT Billups: “We threw everything we had at him & just couldn’t stop him”
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david@lasdeeee·
@officiallyfired @kal_rosee likely jus gonna say “block him but if he tries anything else let us know” and send her on her way🫩
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Mia@officiallyfired·
@lasdeeee @kal_rosee Oh wow. She's gonna be mad asf when the cops just look her in the face lmfao
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Mia@officiallyfired·
Why do men always pretend like it's their first day on Earth. You were never allowed to take someone's number from a company database and text them to the side. Why are we mentally regressing into stupidity . It's cool though, keep getting fired over stupid shit then lol
Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️@GarrettPetersen

I want everyone condemning the guy to spell out exactly when and how it is OK for men to ask women out. I guarantee a lot of you have an implicit "only swiping apps" rule and don't even know it because the other avenues all closed piecemeal.

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Mia@officiallyfired·
@lasdeeee @kal_rosee All I saw was her saying sshe was going to report him. Logically I'd think that means to his job, where he stole the number
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Stovetop Porter@StovetopPorter4·
@officiallyfired Eye of the beholder toots. For every prude who disapproves, there might be someone who finds it resourceful or noble that he took a risk just to ask her out.
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Mia@officiallyfired·
@kal_rosee What would she report it to the police for? Who even mentioned that? Like what, yall are so tedious bro
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Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave·
‘Backrooms’ opens to $118M at the global box office 💰 • Biggest opening in A24’s history • Production budget was ~$10M
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Luhgeek567@Luhgeek567lq6f·
@therealknelson What a fucking dumb bitch. “ did you make a mistake” making him feel like he did when it’s his opinion. What happened to freedom of speech
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Kelsey Nicole Nelson (KNN)@therealknelson·
This is journalism. Asking the questions that need and deserve to be asked.
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topp ✴️@bilgigitop·
@OptaJoe Are you kidding me? His first ever penalty? Who allowed him to take it?
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OptaJoe@OptaJoe·
1 - Gabriel Magalhães is the first player to hit a penalty over the crossbar in a #UCLfinal penalty shootout since Milan's Serginho in 2005 (v Liverpool). It was the first penalty the Brazilian had ever taken for Arsenal. Unfortunate.
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Before we start the penalty shootout, can they eject the fan that’s been whistling all game
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david@lasdeeee·
@DiskHorseNoJock this whole time i thought this was just a dc animated movie i had missed(and ive watched them all)
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DISKHORSE 🐴@DiskHorseNoJock·
@lasdeeee The interactive film explores potential "what if" alternatives for the comic storyline with prompts for the viewer to make a choice on what happens next as a reference to the comic run.
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曼联球迷@_Utdbaki·
Just seen the PSG team
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DISKHORSE 🐴@DiskHorseNoJock·
@RAIKIRINDRA My fave example of this is when the retired Joker realised he had been talking to Jason Todd in the alternate ending for Death in the Family where Bats died saving Jason instead.
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david@lasdeeee·
@gothichijabi extreme poverty is a specific threshold that most poor people in the US still don’t meet
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Ayesha@gothichijabi·
ngl a lot of people do make straight up fanfiction about the US. last year i was arguing w two guys in buenos aires at 5am in front of a mcdonald’s trying to explain to them that the US has extreme poverty
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ettingermentum@ettingermentum·
@jaycaspiankang You really would think that they’d stop and think for a second that something might be up about how EVERYONE can’t stand this one team to an extent we’ve really never seen before
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kang@jaycaspiankang·
Also all of you in the nba media doing the whole ‘I’m the rational one and WHILE I ADMIT SHAI EMBELLISHES, everyone has LOST THEIR MINDS and Thunder are cool actually and let’s appreciate their efficiency brrrrrrr’ This is how the media marched us into the Iraq War. Same path.
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david@lasdeeee·
@QuibbleTheBrave @Prvbro6767 @kamsspice nah if you’re an international student and they don’t “trust” your transcript this can happen my advisor wanted to put me in college algebra initially before seeing my SAT math score so if you didn’t take the SAT it’s possible
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kam@kamsspice·
so in american universities, do you guys take classes with people outside of your course because why am i reading in fics that two people studying two different subjects are in the same maths lectures
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