Stovetop Porter

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Stovetop Porter

@StovetopPorter4

Colts fan, steak maker & eater, action movie buff, and full time goofball. Carpe them damn diems y’all.

Indianapolis, IN Katılım Nisan 2026
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Stovetop Porter
Stovetop Porter@StovetopPorter4·
Hate to break it to y’all, but THEY are winning, & THEY have y’all doing EXACTLY what THEY want you to do. Boomers-Zoomers-Gen X-Millennials; whoever, as long as you’re fighting amongst yourselves, then you won’t come to your senses & recognize that THEY are the ones fucking us.
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Brian Atlas
Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas·
This woman is unhinged…
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~@7why__ydm·
Be honest for a second: If your best friend called you at 3am and said “don’t ask questions, just come”, would you actually show up?
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Stovetop Porter
Stovetop Porter@StovetopPorter4·
@princeofthef4ll Exactly. It’s pretty easy to say “No thank you” and just as easy to block the number. Always fucking drama.
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Stovetop Porter
Stovetop Porter@StovetopPorter4·
@draftcheat Because no one pushed or challenged him. Typical modern day “elite” talent; let’s all fucking coddle them so that they’ll like us and maybe we can be part of their entourage.
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DC@draftcheat·
Does Chet Holmgren just flat out refuse to lift weights. How on earth you still look like this after being an elite level athlete for a decade
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Stovetop Porter
Stovetop Porter@StovetopPorter4·
@officiallyfired Eye of the beholder toots. For every prude who disapproves, there might be someone who finds it resourceful or noble that he took a risk just to ask her out.
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Mia
Mia@officiallyfired·
Why do men always pretend like it's their first day on Earth. You were never allowed to take someone's number from a company database and text them to the side. Why are we mentally regressing into stupidity . It's cool though, keep getting fired over stupid shit then lol
Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️@GarrettPetersen

I want everyone condemning the guy to spell out exactly when and how it is OK for men to ask women out. I guarantee a lot of you have an implicit "only swiping apps" rule and don't even know it because the other avenues all closed piecemeal.

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Stovetop Porter
Stovetop Porter@StovetopPorter4·
@the_virtualSC So what is the conditioning alternative? Conditioning is vital to performance and success in football. I’m not being a smartass btw; curious about your opinion here.
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Keith Stepter II, PT, DPT, CSCS, CMFA-L1
Keith Stepter II, PT, DPT, CSCS, CMFA-L1@the_virtualSC·
Every high school football team in America will soon begin their summer workouts. I’m here to discourage as many coaches as I can from having their players run 20 110s as I possibly can. Player health > “We’ve always done this”
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Pete Thamel
Pete Thamel@PeteThamel·
Sources: Wisconsin is hiring longtime NFL personnel executive Morocco Brown as the football program’s new general manager. Brown’s NFL career includes stints with the Colts, Browns, Commanders and Bears. His last role in Indianapolis was as Chief Personnel Executive.
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Stovetop Porter
Stovetop Porter@StovetopPorter4·
@NotSoAngryScout Analytics is fool’s gold for people who don’t know ball and that don’t have any balls. The bad thing is that “genius” owners get conned so easily by number pushing because they made or more than likely inherited $ in businesses that are number driven.
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AngryScoutVet@NotSoAngryScout·
I have said it and said it. Analytics is not the route to go solely. You need football people who know the limitations of it, have experience, and are good with people. I’m not a huge fan of contract people who don’t have people skills in a GM role either.
Kevin Seifert@SeifertESPN

With the exception of Rob Brzezinski, the Vikings' longtime contract negotiator/salary cap analyst, all of the Vikings' GM candidates had scouting backgrounds. It was clear that the Wilfs wanted to swing the pendulum back in that direction after 4 years with Kewsi Adofo-Mensah.

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♡@Elsie_560·
Ladies, what’s your number??? Men, what’s your favorite?
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farmanX
farmanX@farman4x·
Not hard.. unless you overthink it,🧠🤔 Can you find Y, ❓ No calculator allowed🚫
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Georgia
Georgia@Georgia_07os·
Only 0.0005% can guess the Answer. Let’s see who is genius…..
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Akash
Akash@akashroy1k·
Brain test? 🧠 Only geniuses can solve this 👇👇👇
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Simi🦋🇺🇸
Simi🦋🇺🇸@Simi_2210_·
No one can Solve this in 10 seconds No Cheating
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melisaa
melisaa@melisizm0·
Sadece yüksek IQ'lular görebiliyor... Soru işareti yerine ne gelmeli?
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Söz Yükü
Söz Yükü@Sozyuku·
7 SAAT İÇİNDE ÇEKECEK ✨ “777” yaz ve beğen — 7 kata kadar daha fazlasını çekmek için. Koç: Para Boğa: Şans İkizler: Para Yengeç: Para Aslan: Aşk Başak: Zenginlik Terazi: Şans Akrep: Para Yay: Şans Oğlak: Para Kova: Aşk Balık: Şans Niyet al, akışa gir.
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Aira
Aira@Airaasayss·
Only 1% people find the answer??? What comes next 🤔🤔🤔🤔👀👀
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Tarot Dori | Tarot & Kahve Falı | Randevular Açık
Tarot Dori | Tarot & Kahve Falı | Randevular Açık@tarotdori·
✨ BU MESAJI GÖRDÜKTEN SONRA ✨ Koç → 8 saat içinde Boğa → Bu gece içinde İkizler → 24 saat içinde Yengeç → Yarın öğlene kadar Aslan → 36 saat içinde Başak → 12 saat içinde Terazi → Bu akşam Akrep → 6 saat içinde Yay → 2 gün içinde Oğlak → Çok yakında Kova → Yarın sabahına kadar Balık → 18 saat içinde Uzun süredir bekleyen bir konu aniden hareketlenebilir. Mesajlar, haberler ve fırsatlar düşündüğünden daha yakın olabilir ❤️ Kabul etmek için Beğen ve “222” yaz.
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Stovetop Porter
Stovetop Porter@StovetopPorter4·
@MikeGilbert311 Because they probably kiss her ass and treat her like the superstar (& smoke show) she THINKS she is 🤦‍♂️👎
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