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my shitty bossy is even shittier after my department had a talk w his supervisors and he’s being super childish and petty to us, and now i’m probs gonna need to find a new job 🤩

tell me why i was in taylor swifts top 0.5% of listeners this year but i couldn’t even get tour tickets 😭

this will always make me laugh

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

I GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE PSYCH WARD HOLY SHIT😭😭😭😭😭😭

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 18 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

battling with god (cleaning my apartment)

It is july 1st

“what if YOU were aborted?” bro does it look like I wanna be here rn

y’all stop spoiling multiverse of madness it’s barely been out for 3 hours 😭😭

@Playboy_Laker @indicachildT @rubenthegreat25 @luzvxs @Woeotto my sister and i were c-section babies, born a minute apart, and our charts are identical

@indicachildT @rubenthegreat25 @luzvxs @Woeotto What if it's a c-section and the doctor pulls out both babies at once and they're touching.

if astrology is actually real then why don’t twins act the same

after decades of “why should we have to come out as gay when people never have to come out as straight” misha collins makes it his mission to change the world

also to add to my frustration, not a single person is answering their phone including my boss who's job is to cover missed shifts

this shit happens almost every other week and literally only to me. im always the fucking person who has to cover someones shift imso fucking tired of it brooo

im so fucking sick and tired of showing up 30 mins early to work every goddamn day just for my fucking coworkers to ALWAYS BE LATE ON MY SHIFTS AND ONLY MY SHIFTS