toya🦋

I hate when men assume you’re into football bc of another guy. whole time it was just my dad yelling at the tv.

popcaan: YYYY! speed: why?? what you mean why?? 😭😭😭

If I wasn’t Jamaican, I’d hate us too

When I tell people I speak two languages I will refer them to this clip.

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ?

half princess half menace

I’m gonna quit my job and and go seek power with Orochimaru

You cannot teach consideration

No matter how smart you are, somebody can still teach you something.

@UberEats not getting an option to dm

@latoyaeb_ Thanks for reaching out, Toya. We understand your concerns very well regarding your order, Please DM us the mobile number linked to your account and the order ID, so we can assist ASAP.

i rlly hate @UberEats these days.

the most unseen privilege in life: a supportive family.

“DONT PISS ME OFF” is heavy in my vocabulary 🤣

nobody nuh like travel more than a person wid a newly discovered, highly contagious virus

I will never forgive Jamaicans for being against a bus system for CHILDREN

You ever get tired of being responsible? Like mi wish mi coulda just live and not care about anything or anyone.

Part of giving my kids a good life, is keeping them away from toxic family too

A functional government with systems that work for the people.

I thought my pregnancy brain was bad. Until I met my Postpartum brain. I can’t remember shit I remembered two weeks ago, God save us.

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when i grew up