mama lo

Girls: how many times do we let a man take out his insecurities on us at work? This man’s has crossed me 3 times and I think???? It’s enough.

Gross

Alexa, how many birth control pills can I take at once

My mom “ NO POLITICS AT THANKSGIVING” , also my mom, 10 minutes later “I saw this story on Fox News about a woman who said her kids don’t speak to her because she voted for trump!” 🤨🤨🤨🤨

@Talapoxy Chris dyer

Four days of trial followed immediately followed by a three day personal injury conference….. I tired

My boyfriend on saturday “ has PL not played any songs that you want to hear tonight?” Me: “Gold Coast hustle and more important than Michael Jordan” I I MADE IT HAPPEN, DEREK JUST GETS ME

Imagine if @PrettyLights plays wrong platform this weekend 🫠

Literally got my high school art class night one 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Good morning it’s @PrettyLights day 🩵🫠

My pretty lights luck continues 😇

DVS playing bump n hustle last night 🙃🙃🙃

I need everyone that told me schitt’s creek is a good show to give me a dollar. I will never get that time back

@NickShyGuy Lol that bish was crazy

@laur_ping It’s a wild ride right?

For those of us that have participated in/with "EDM Twitter," circa 2012-2018, you ever pull up your old DM's and just read through them?

DAMNT UNCOMFORTABLE ***

Hahahaha this girl I used to live with who was a fucking terror and made me so comfortable I had to move out, is getting an eviction on her name bc she’s an idiot. I love this song

Yes you did.

Whenever I get a message on teams, EMAIL ME, I AM OLD

Anti-Abortion protestors get mad when I say the quiet part out loud.