laureli

stop worrying about being the hottest girl he's been with & start being the scariest

hell yea @AMCTheatres

Congrats to New York on your hot mayor and hot mayor wife

that’s salt water! :) data centers use drinking water :)))) now show the US’s already collapsing water infrastructure

Longest shutdown ever because they don’t want working people to eat or have healthcare and won’t budge

"hey, so do you want to just disavow white supremacy real quick?" "no" the decade of the chud

You can't make this shit up.

And fuck anyone who says otherwise

Hearing a man say “I was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t. And 2. you’re lying

THE WORLD IS CRUEL THEREFORE I WONT BE THE WORLD IS CRUEL THEREFORE I WONT BE THE WORLD IS CRUEL THEREFORE I WONT BE

i defended u to everyone and u made me look pathetic

nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did Imao

Men be like, "That's my dream girl," then ruin her perspective of love forever.

“are you okay?” me: no my skin feels weird today i want it off

my biggest pet peeve is when people over-promise and then under-deliver. because u could've just shut up

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” i asked the crows and they gonna bring me your eyes

when you like someone and your stomach starts hurting a lil too much