Lauren Esteb

@thomasnilsson99 I support this

No one can convince me they cook salmon better than the air fryer

“Can you send me the pics from this weekend?” The pics:

“we want grandkids” best I can do is alcoholism

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They sell gas on shein???

2 years ago, this week was our last normal week of life

I tell you the history books In school for the next generation are going to be mental

There’s no way to get ahead when your salary increases 1.5% per year but your rent increases 10%.

i wanna b a minimalist so bad but i just love Stuff

Rue is giving Frank Gallagher this episode

Washing your face and water going down ya elbow so sickening

@tarynhuston_ That’s called ~happiness~

i’m so productive lately and i don’t even have an adderall prescription we call that a W

as an empath, i feel for hbomax bc i too am full of great content and bad at delivering it

covid got more strains than weed at this point

everybody should quit their jobs and just start hanging out

i wish i could have a kid jus to see wat it looks like n then put it back

Boneless wings be so good when you don’t have a hater in your ear telling you they’re chicken nuggets

Tbh the year we had clowns trying to kill us regularly was better