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LOL bye x

If we're gonna save Twitter, we'll have to put on THE BEST TALENT SHOW THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN ✨

@TwoDots now that you added forced ads after levels, can we expect a one-time paid version of the app anytime soon?

Every tweet I’ve made since Elon took over makes me feel like the violinist on the titanic

I don’t like the person I become whenever I have to enter my username and password using a TV remote.

The fact that Ewan McGregor’s brother, Colin McGregor is a pilot in the Royal Air Force and his aviator nickname is “Obi-Two” is my new favorite bit of knowledge.

Driver slows down to watch as crow helps scared hedgehog cross the road

the best part of any nathan fielder show is when he goes “oh okay” after someone says the most insane thing you’ve ever heard in your life

Finnish Baseball Player shoots the river for a home run, a breakdown

...are we worried about the ⁦@duolingo⁩ characters or nah? ⁦@shitduosays⁩

god bless The Infatuation theinfatuation.com/new-york/guide…

Absolution is the answer. Access to resources is critical. thecut.com/2022/05/kari-f…

I love how every single study about octopuses is just completely wild.

It only costs $20b to end homelessness in the US, but ok.

Elon Musk will literally buy twitter for $44 billion instead of going to therapy

Police are looking for a U-Haul truck with Arizona license plates in connection to the Brooklyn subway shooting, law enforcement officials said. apne.ws/sZlLDmc

excuse me, WTF nytimes.com/live/2022/04/1…

I am putting in my too weak notice.